I don't think pouring is quite the right word.

Yeah, but grooming is key.

Don't want anyone to get a shitdick.

The way I piss is like the pouring of white wine. Don't drink it, though.

You open it up and let it air out for a few minutes?

Air first, and then the piss.

People who don't know you but think they do and gawk are the absolute worst.

Some of the worst. I especially like/hate how people just say "You don't know me" at the end of an argument in which they have no way to prove themselves right, usually because they claim a fact like "The Tower of Pisa is leaning" is an opinion (as a made up example) or because they keep throwing blame at the other guy when the other guy didn't do anything he was blamed of. I've rarely been in conversations like that, but my family deal with people like dat a lot, and it makes me want to throw up.

Pisa

People who use "dat" instead of "that" piss me off.