Trollheart

That no longer exists.
Unless you count the Falklands.
And Northern Ireland, sort of.

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Mondo Bungle

as I'm sure everyone knows I'm a huge whiny queer about my friends not talking to me. But it's even worse when they literally come out of the blue and start a conversation or ask something, then go on to just toss it after I answer.

"yo bro I haven't seen you in a long time you should come over some time soon"

"alright, what are you thinking for plans?"


















"oh I guess nothing, well that's cool"

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Trollheart

Very rude when someone tosses it in front of you.

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Cuthbert

Try suggesting something.

djchameleon

Nah **** those people. Put effort into finding new friends.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Cuthbert

Why? Am I missing something?

They're just saying they miss you and would like to hang out soon. If you're arsed that they don't currently have plans in place at precisely 7:08pm for a five course tea party and a game of Scrabble then offer to take your PS4 round and a box of beer or something.

the ****

djchameleon

You are missing precedent. They have a history of giving zero ****s about mondo.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Cuthbert

Fair enough.

Chiomara

I'm cursed.

Over the past month I've done a number of patch tests on my face to try and pinpoint what exactly I'm allergic to (in various skin products, even very basic "hypoallergenic" ones and plant-based ones) and.. My face is now a lurid shade of poppy-red. I'm allergic to everything. Particularly certain fatty alcohols which are in virtually everything. Can't use over the counter ointments to soothe my current allergic outbreak because I am allergic to the filler ingredients. FANTASTIC! As I mentioned before, this also means I cannot wear makeup. No, not even additive-free mineral makeup. So if I ever want to make myself look pretty or polished for an event, too bad! Not having the option to alter my appearance subtly is maddening. All the more reason for me to go live a cave and let the eyeless cave creatures gnaw my skin off until I'm a pure glistening skeleton with no need to worry about my distressingly blotchy and plain flesh vessel. (I realize this makes me sound a bit crazy but I allegedly suffer from body dysmorphic disorder, so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Also, it's absurd that there does not exist a skincare line (including things for the body) that are actually suitable for sensitive + dry skin. For instance, many include oils, silicones and tocopherols which have been shown in various studies to be be irritating for certain skin types.

Trollheart

I don't mean to be funny, but have you tried posting on beauty forums? I mean, asking for advice from all us ugly dudes here is kind of like asking Bernie Madoff for investment advice....

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