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**Frownland** · 07-20-2017, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

^ Yeah but at a truly deafening volume though? I'd want to be able to clear out a small village with relative ease.

I have to be nice and warmed up, but I can do a constricted inward screech that hurts people's ears.

Chiomara · 07-20-2017, 06:00 PM

My condolences WWWP :c

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I have to be nice and warmed up, but I can do a constricted inward screech that hurts people's ears.

Oh me too, though I haven't done it in years. People started calling me Dinosaur Girl so I stopped. It's a really great noise though; everyone always appreciates and enjoys it, I'm sure. It does take some warming up. I'd be worried about destroying my vocal chords if I were to do just do it at full volume right now (as tempting as it is)

Plankton · 07-21-2017, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd just wait till I was in someone else's car and then make that "whoop whoop" noise the cops make when they're pulling you over.

I can do a fairly convincing cop radio using cupped hands over my mouth.

*kkkkkt* "Perp sighted" *kchhhht*

Loads of fun around tweakers.

**Frownland** · 07-22-2017, 05:42 PM

Card counting rules are absolute bull****. Imagine if you threw out a batter because he knew when to swing. They make being good at the game against the rules. Twats.

GuD · 08-08-2017, 11:51 PM

there's really nothing more annoying than seeing someone blaringly coppin a spit of your personality. really dude. I remember when I used to pretend to be like someone else too. you know. in like. grade school. get your own damn personality gfd.

**Frownland** · 08-08-2017, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GuD

Gf(aka "u")D.

nomeen

GuD · 08-08-2017, 11:59 PM

god ****ing damn?

Acronyms.
They are a norm on the internets.

djchameleon · 08-09-2017, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Card counting rules are absolute bull****. Imagine if you threw out a batter because he knew when to swing. They make being good at the game against the rules. Twats.

Nah two different scenarios.

If you are too good at the game that was designed to pad their pockets then yeah it is cheating and you should be kicked out.

A batter knowing how to swing doesn't increase the batter's wealth in the same way unless he is betting stats wise against himself.

****, I hate waking up in the middle of the night with constant heartburn.

GuD · 08-12-2017, 07:50 PM

I hate people who don't look before turning. I almost died again today. Home, I was on the way. And some douche decided nope. This kids bombing a hill on a skateboard and you know what? I'm not gonna check my rearview mirror before turning. And thus adrenaline rush. Punch a window, jump off Diane (my skateboard, a friend calls her Die-Anne) who nearly was run over as well (an almost equal in magnitude tragedy) and a nice little slap of busted pavement on my feet in front of a parked car. Flirting with a kiss from death by the inch. Gee whiz. Way to ruin one of the best hill bombs in the city, you ****ing pole smoking **** face. So yeah. If you drive. Check your rearview mirrors for your friendly neighborhood skater before making a wicked sharp turn and almost killing us. Skater lives matter. ****er.

Zhanteimi · 08-12-2017, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I hate waking up in the middle of the night with constant heartburn.

Go to the doctor. I had this problem, too, and my mom (an RN) said chronic heartburn is no joke. So I went to the doctor. He advised me to change my diet. Didn't help. He did an endoscopy. No cancer, no clear reason for the heartburn. I told him my dad has it. Doc was like, oh it's hereditary. About 35% of heartburn is hereditary, and you just need medicine. So I take one pill after breakfast, and bam! No more heartburn all day and all night.

Go to the doctor.

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07-22-2017, 05:42 PM	#23194 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Card counting rules are absolute bull***. Imagine if you threw out a batter because he knew when to swing. They make being good at the game against the rules. Twats. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

08-08-2017, 11:51 PM	#23195 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	there's really nothing more annoying than seeing someone blaringly coppin a spit of your personality. really dude. I remember when I used to pretend to be like someone else too. you know. in like. grade school. get your own damn personality gfd. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

08-08-2017, 11:59 PM	#23197 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	god ****ing damn? Acronyms. They are a norm on the internets. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

08-12-2017, 07:50 PM	#23199 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I hate people who don't look before turning. I almost died again today. Home, I was on the way. And some douche decided nope. This kids bombing a hill on a skateboard and you know what? I'm not gonna check my rearview mirror before turning. And thus adrenaline rush. Punch a window, jump off Diane (my skateboard, a friend calls her Die-Anne) who nearly was run over as well (an almost equal in magnitude tragedy) and a nice little slap of busted pavement on my feet in front of a parked car. Flirting with a kiss from death by the inch. Gee whiz. Way to ruin one of the best hill bombs in the city, you **ing pole smoking face. So yeah. If you drive. Check your rearview mirrors for your friendly neighborhood skater before making a wicked sharp turn and almost killing us. Skater lives matter. **er. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc