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Old 03-26-2019, 03:51 PM   #23611 (permalink)
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Did she literally walk into a used record store to get a bargain on Twilight?
Pretty much. The worst part is that she gave us a "list" two months ago and was mad we didn't call her back. Bitch, I'm not your personal sh*tty movie shopping assistant. There are two of us who work here. We're busy every damn day. F*ck off.
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Old 03-26-2019, 03:55 PM   #23612 (permalink)
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You should tell her you have contact info for someone who can help her. Then write "www.amazon.com" on a piece of paper, fold it, fold it again, and give it to her.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-26-2019, 03:59 PM   #23613 (permalink)
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I only had to deal with those kinds of people during the summer when they all migrate to the jersey shore. Stop giving Ori ammo, thanks.
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Old 03-28-2019, 05:40 AM   #23614 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2019, 06:22 AM   #23615 (permalink)
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I had a customer complain she couldn’t get my dick in her mouth because it’s so big and she had paid me $1000 to suck my dick. I charged her an extra two grand for talking and another grand after that for apologizing. She’s at the clinic right having her mandible removed.
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Old 03-28-2019, 08:55 AM   #23616 (permalink)
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I had a customer complain she couldn’t get my dick in her mouth because it’s so big and she had paid me $1000 to suck my dick. I charged her an extra two grand for talking and another grand after that for apologizing. She’s at the clinic right having her mandible removed.
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Old 04-04-2019, 02:06 PM   #23617 (permalink)
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I hung out with some guys and one of them was gonna put on some metal and he turns to me and goes 'it's not too harsh, don't worry' and I know he meant well and I appreciate that, but **** dude, the fact that I'm a 1.62m tall girl doesn't mean I can't handle rougher kinds of music. Stuff like that has always been a pet peeve for me
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Old 04-04-2019, 02:20 PM   #23618 (permalink)
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I hung out with some guys and one of them was gonna put on some metal and he turns to me and goes 'it's not too harsh, don't worry' and I know he meant well and I appreciate that, but **** dude, the fact that I'm a 1.62m tall girl doesn't mean I can't handle rougher kinds of music. Stuff like that has always been a pet peeve for me
Next time put this on and be like, "It's punk but it's not too harsh, don't worry, sweetie."

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^ That sounds like possessed tv static. It took me way too long to figure out that the words and phrases in the video must be the song titles. I thought the video just randomly said things like 'slug'.

Actually I retaliated by putting on Sleater-Kinney and that was enough to make some of them uncomfortable, good times
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What did they even put on so I can smugly deem them to be plebs?
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