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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2072010)

Pop quiz.

Four way intersection. Two way stop. You have the stop. You're stopped and a car approaches from the right to make a left. They don't have a stop. They slow down and wave for you to go. What do you do?

Middle finger up, stare glare on as I gun it.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2072011)

Shout out to all of the really nice people who do this when they have the right of way while I'm behind them.

Control freaks suck.

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2072015)

this example is making me so angry

I flat out refuse to go. I've had many people get upset with me. They have no idea how confusing them being "nice" makes it for everybody else. Just follow the f*cking rules.

Same with yields. Just follows the rules.

When I was a kid, my friend's mom got in a car crash in a 4 way intersection because she thought that stop signs meant stop, wait ten seconds, then go without looking. Now that's real driving.

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2072018)

This annoys me as much as people who refuse to drive normal size vehicles so they drive around directing traffic everywhere they ****ing go. Yes idiots in lifted pickups and or dual back tires im talking to you.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2071958)

Do you think it’s easier to get away with theft as a customer or an employee?

Lol. Customer. Tbh the fact that you would ask that tells me you really shouldn't be stealing.

My brother got hit with a felony for stealing some wine from work at the grocery store. Apparently "theft from employer" is a different category of theft in NC. His dad got him a lawyer and got it dropped. But yeah. Beyond that, your employer knows you better than some random customer. Habitual theft can leave a trail of evidence the workplace that comes back to bite you. Especially if you're stealing the actual product they're selling rather than back end supplies.

Just avoid it tbh. There's not that much to gain from it anyway vs the risks.

*cough*

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2071477)

Careful. I maybe have to retire you from my signature.

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2071478)

That was a throwaway line, lol

You should've retired it a long time ago

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2071479)

Like I said, you used to be funny.

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2071481)

If you have the ants line in mind then your sense of humor is just too innocent for me

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2071482)

I like clever things.

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2071484)

Name one clever thing I said besides the stupid ants line

Did you know that you could tell an ants gender by putting it in water?

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's a buoyant.

Spoiler for effect:

I like sex, and yes I usually mean it.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2072059)

*cough*

Did you know that you could tell an ants gender by putting it in water?

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's a buoyant.

Spoiler for effect:

:shycouch:

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2071908)

Honestly if I were lucem that would piss me off

I mean SLC is culturally 100% completely ****ing irrelevant but after he was talking about the cost of living there I checked and it is really off the charts

It’s absolutely incredible what white people will pay to avoid black people

These little two bed 1 and 1/2 bath houses are like .3 to half a million

and skiing costs so ****ing much the mountains might as well not even be there

and Alan Sparhawk is the only musician worth a **** I can think of from there and he’s a Mormon who went to BYU.

Their beer is bull****. Mormon’s are treated like normal people there instead of the retarded ****s they are. At least here Mormons are still a ****ing inbred joke even if the people who hate them are also morons at least they hate other morons.

Yeah, Utah sucks. You can get good beer in liquor stores but they close at around 7 and are not open at all on Sundays. And we also have a sin tax. A lot of how the state is run seems unconstitutional. Mormons are historically extremely racist which explains why the population is so segregated.