The Bitch Box

OccultHawk · 08-25-2019, 02:03 PM

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my employees

You’re cool, Exo

Never mind

OccultHawk · 08-25-2019, 02:09 PM

I was lounging around on my yacht yesterday and my butler made me a gin and tonic when I already told him to use vodka even when I ask for gin. It’s driving me crazy.

**Exo** · 08-25-2019, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I was lounging around on my yacht yesterday and my butler made me a gin and tonic when I already told him to use vodka even when I ask for gin. It’s driving me crazy.

I've never seen somebody compare running a used record/book shop with royalty. I guess I forgot to mention that fact that we're partnered with Goldman Sachs. My $3 copies of To Kill a Mockingbird really went a long way to paying for my Ferrari.

OccultHawk · 08-25-2019, 02:13 PM

I wanted to match your glow with an apple that i taught regret
but you smashed that fruit and you spat on my shoes
and you drew an airplane flying through my head
i might as well be dead
let those fireflies chew off my legs
cause i don't wanna ever dance no more
i wanted to make you swoon with a light bulb that i taught to fly
but you took that bulb and you chewed it to a pulp
and you spat out fifty full grown fireflies
but it was all a lie
those fireflies are made out of dust
and i don't wanna watch them glow no more
i wanted to make you cry with a cowboy that i taught restraint
but you snapped him in two and you buttered his boots
and you threw him out into the pouring rain
well it really ruined my day
i had to glue him back together again
and i don't think he'll ever dance no more

OccultHawk · 08-25-2019, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I've never seen somebody compare running a used record/book shop with royalty. I guess I forgot to mention that fact that we're partnered with Goldman Sachs. My $3 copies of To Kill a Mockingbird really went a long way to paying for my Ferrari.

I’m just ****ing around at this point.

**Exo** · 08-25-2019, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

is there any reason to shop at your store vs. ordering online?

honest question

We beat online prices. It's a store philosophy.

**Exo** · 08-25-2019, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’m just ****ing around at this point.

I realize this.

**Exo** · 08-25-2019, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

alright

because the ones around here really don't, that is, when they're carrying anything Im excited about anyway

one guy quoted me $50 for a copy of 17 Seconds and it's like **** you

Not a terrible price if it's an original UK pressing and in great shape. I would have priced it at $40 to be fair.

OccultHawk · 08-25-2019, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

it was the original UK but still if I'm not gonna get a bargain I really can just save myself the drive

because my guess is he just bought the thing online anyway

If I were rich I’d buy the store and hire you to go in as the secret shopper who makes Exo crazy. Then I’d add a cute little cafe and put Exo back in the dish room and make you the manager.

**Exo** · 08-25-2019, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If I were rich I’d buy the store and hire you to go in as the secret shopper who makes Exo crazy. Then I’d add a cute little cafe and put Exo back in the dish room and make you the manager.

When I worked in Barnes and Noble, they would have me cover breaks in the cafe and I would always just choose to wash the dishes they were too lazy to wash instead of dealing with customers. I like washing dishes. You know what I mean OH?

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08-25-2019, 02:09 PM	#23982 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I was lounging around on my yacht yesterday and my butler made me a gin and tonic when I already told him to use vodka even when I ask for gin. It’s driving me crazy. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

08-25-2019, 02:13 PM	#23984 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I wanted to match your glow with an apple that i taught regret but you smashed that fruit and you spat on my shoes and you drew an airplane flying through my head i might as well be dead let those fireflies chew off my legs cause i don't wanna ever dance no more i wanted to make you swoon with a light bulb that i taught to fly but you took that bulb and you chewed it to a pulp and you spat out fifty full grown fireflies but it was all a lie those fireflies are made out of dust and i don't wanna watch them glow no more i wanted to make you cry with a cowboy that i taught restraint but you snapped him in two and you buttered his boots and you threw him out into the pouring rain well it really ruined my day i had to glue him back together again and i don't think he'll ever dance no more __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html