How come nobody ever pulls up to me in a Lamborghini and says, "Hey man, you want this car?"

I f*cking hate my ovaries.

I hate cars.
I hate car wrecks.
I hate death.
I hate that innocent people die.
I hate that innocent people die young.
I fucking hate today.

Edit: I ****ing hate Tomorrow's ovaries.

:( I'm sorry someone close to you died, since that seems to be what you're implying. Keep your head up and surround yourself with good people you can talk to. I wish their family peace and strength.

Save a little hate in your heart for my ovaries, if you can.

Sorry wolverine :(. Best wishes.

Tomorrow, what's wrong with your ovaries? I just had surgery on mine, removing cysts/burst cysts, etc.

^ Oh nothing serious like that. Just painful cramps. Haha, thanks wolverine!

^Oh, haha, take about 3 pamprin and get a good OTC buzz :p

I got an 18% on my Physics 2750 exam, the average was like 67%. F*ck me.

I put this syrup that you cover Honey Baked Ham with in the microwave Little did i know I put it in for to long and it exploded all over my kitchen, then hardened on all the surfaces.

Gross. Let's keep this place, if not PG, at least clean. You don't hear anyone else saying stuff like that.