I dont hate anyone more in the world than lighter thieves. Those assholes got my last two lighters within the past week. Time to get creative. On another note I did learn to make fire at work today with a steel wool pad and a 9v battery, needless to say, having about a hundred of each, it was an excellent day.

Yeah we have a lot of those. I now pick every lighter forgotten on a random table, just to keep some spares.

Is your shoutbox workin? Mines whack I almost think it is Mozilla?

Not workin... and I don't have Mozilla :O

I gank lighters on accident all the time :(

It's an Art. There's one at my Uni that collects lighters. If you got a cool one, you should know that it's going to vanish the next day. She has this kind of technique: she distracts you, then she lights her cig with your lighter, then she gives you another cheap one and takes yours. There's always, one vanished lighter, and an ugly one that appears in your hand from nowhere.
The work of a master.

I name all my lighters, I used to name them all after the Jackson Five but I obv ran out.

Tito always shows up in the most RANDOM places. And it keeps coming back to me.

Oh! We once named a lighter. It was named "Flux", it was our group's official lighter. But then came a day and Flux died ... we tried replacing him, but no one can be as special... no one!

Hahaha, lighter thieves. I didn't know you got them everywhere.. haha.
My brothers the best lighter hustler ever, he has a timberland shoebox full to the gunnels of lighters. In which I steal for when I have Jacobs.

I've been having someone bitch about me and backstab. They go and give a false impression of me to anyone new that walks through the door and I can't get along with people because it. That's what's pissing me off lately.