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Tea Supremacist 06-09-2010 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 879971)
I guess I'm used to being this tall..? but it is annoying. Boyfriends are so limited. Mustn't be smaller. Feel like a ****ing twat wearing highheels near boyfriend of same height. But then I like reaching things easily, generally the usual things that being tall is good for.

Buying jeans is a ****ing life sentence.
Haha, I had a boyfriend who was 6'3. We looked like some sort of comedy act going out together. I have now relagated myself to a 5'8 - much more convenient.
I guess being able to reach things outweighs still being I.D'd for cigarettes on the basis that you're the height of the 12 year old infront of you :(

Janszoon 06-09-2010 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 879971)
I guess I'm used to being this tall..? but it is annoying. Boyfriends are so limited. Mustn't be smaller.
Damn, I always feel bad for short guys when I hear women say stuff like this. It's not like it means they're out of shape or anything.

TheCunningStunt 06-09-2010 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 880012)
Damn, I always feel bad for short guys when I hear women say stuff like this. It's not like it means they're out of shape or anything.
I don't like small men. They tend to have small man's syndrome.

Tea Supremacist 06-09-2010 07:32 PM
I'm with Janszoon, I feel kind of sorry for some of them. They do try hard though, bless 'em.

TheCunningStunt 06-09-2010 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Tea Supremacist (Post 880048)
I'm with Janszoon, I feel kind of sorry for some of them. They do try hard though, bless 'em.
The ones that compensate by driving massive cars and having massive mouths. Urgh.

jackhammer 06-09-2010 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tea Supremacist (Post 880048)
I'm with Janszoon, I feel kind of sorry for some of them. They do try hard though, bless 'em.
I'm 5' 6". Never ever feel sorry for me. I will challenge ANYONE on MB for a drinking contest. I have two kids. no health problems and a body that's as good as someone in their 20's.

Pity is one of my most despised traits in people.

crash_override 06-09-2010 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 880062)
I'm 5' 6". Never ever feel sorry for me. I will challenge ANYONE on MB for a drinking contest. I have two kids. no health problems and a body that's as good as someone in their 20's.

Pity is one of my most despised traits in people.
What are we drinking?

Tea Supremacist 06-09-2010 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 880062)
I'm 5' 6". Never ever feel sorry for me. I will challenge ANYONE on MB for a drinking contest. I have two kids. no health problems and a body that's as good as someone in their 20's.

Pity is one of my most despised traits in people.
Being a short bloke is kind of like being picked on cos you're ginger, not something you can change, but something that people are pretty quick to point out. I know this on account of my other half (a term used loosely, anyway) is a short ginger bloke. :S

Besides, it's a well known fact that short people can drink far better than anyone else.

Barnard17 06-09-2010 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 880053)
having massive mouths. Urgh.
What the shit?


Damn us! Damn us and our extraordinarily cavernous orifices!

TheCunningStunt 06-09-2010 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Barnard17 (Post 880074)
What the shit?


Damn us! Damn us and our extraordinarily cavernous orifices!
How tall are you? Can I pick you up?


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