This is bullshit...
So the other day I had that horrible Salmonella Gastroenteritis experience from the chicken, right? Well yesterday and today I feel great. I wake up this morning, fix me some eggs with a smile on my face, eat, do some stuff, then check the news... First story I see on the webpage is an egg recall. A bunch of brands have been tainted with salmonella.
So I go to the fridge and check the brand and date stamp... Guess fucking what....

So it wasn't the chicken.
I ate eggs the other morning too... this shit is about to happen to me again. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Purge that **** bro.

Although your chances of having it are still fairly remote. I wouldn't put yourself on the deathbed just yet. Just because your eggs are from the same supplier and have the same date doesn't mean every egg is affected.

Dude, I had it a few days ago eating the same eggs. I just didn't realize they were contaminated until today when I read about the recall... conveniently after I ate more eggs. The squirts are already starting. It's too late. lol

Purge lol. American word :)

I'm purging alright...

Stomach be bubblin'.

Yeah I just saw a report about it. 258 million eggs, that's a lot of ****ing eggs.

Ouch, i am sorry to hear that... I guess I'll be checking my egg boxes before I be putting anything in the pan, or I'll spending too much time on the pan, pardon the pun...

I wonder if just having it would have built up a sort of tolerance and it won't be as bad this time, or worse, my immune system having fought a horrid battle, the lines being decimated and morale at an all time low, this time it will be worse.
God I hope not. I didn't sleep at all that night. And I have school stuff to do at school tomorrow to turn in before Friday.

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Modding from the toilet, gotta love it.

Wow. I can't say I've ever heard a more tragic Salmonella story. This one wins. I wish you luck, sir.