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Janszoon 12-10-2010 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 968032)
I was going to suggest "With exceptionally good aim". There's a fair bit of space between the petals though, and ya know, it doesn't have to stay in the rose, so as long as you aint too off your face aiming at it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

I would say if the urine isn't staying in the rose, you have graduated from peeing in it to peeing on it.

Man I get in the weirdest conversations on here. :laughing:

MoonlitSunshine 12-10-2010 06:16 AM

Yeah but, if you were to pee in a cup, and then it fell over and spilled everywhere, you still peed in a cup, right? So if you peed in such a way that the urine went into the rose, and then dribbled back out again, then that might count as peeing in a rose?

s_k 12-10-2010 07:02 AM

Are you really still talking about peeing into individual roses here?
Good morning Music Banter (afternoon, really...)

Arya Stark 12-10-2010 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife (Post 968075)
You rang?

Hahaha. No my suitemate is Sarah. And I told her she was a bitch and that I was going to post her name here. It was funny at the time, I don't know why.

6underground 12-11-2010 05:52 PM

I just realized that Pandora linked up with my Facebook account and automatically gave my friends access to my stations. As much as I appreciate the effort to keep me completely connected, I really didn't need my grandfather to know I've listened to Lords of Acid. Seriously, fuck you Facebook.

MoonlitSunshine 12-11-2010 06:01 PM

you never know, he might be a fan!

ThePhanastasio 12-13-2010 01:28 PM

I must today bitch about cave crickets, and their unfortunate and terrifying decision to take up residence in my closet.

For those unfamiliar, a cave cricket looks like this:
http://arkadiapest.com/yahoo_site_ad...172622_std.jpg

I am scared to death of them. They have a nasty little habit of jumping at people, and they can jump like mad.

Today, one was in my room, and I couldn't have any of that. I don't kill bugs, so I resolved to capture it in a (very large) shoe box and set it free in my uncle's barn. No such luck.

The creature in question jumped at me, jumped on me, but would not jump anywhere remotely near the box. My mother, who was over visiting came to my aid after hearing me hysterically screaming at said cricket, "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!"

She then had to catch the thing for me and set it free.

I thought it was all over. But then another one emerged from my closet.

I am angry and terrified at the same time.

SATCHMO 12-13-2010 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 969394)
I must today bitch about cave crickets, and their unfortunate and terrifying decision to take up residence in my closet.

For those unfamiliar, a cave cricket looks like this:
http://arkadiapest.com/yahoo_site_ad...172622_std.jpg

I am scared to death of them. They have a nasty little habit of jumping at people, and they can jump like mad.

Today, one was in my room, and I couldn't have any of that. I don't kill bugs, so I resolved to capture it in a (very large) shoe box and set it free in my uncle's barn. No such luck.

The creature in question jumped at me, jumped on me, but would not jump anywhere remotely near the box. My mother, who was over visiting came to my aid after hearing me hysterically screaming at said cricket, "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!"

She then had to catch the thing for me and set it free.

I thought it was all over. But then another one emerged from my closet.

I am angry and terrified at the same time.

We had those when I lived in Virginia, except we called the Camel Crickets, and yes they really are the creepiest ****ing creatures ever, far creepier than the gigantic flying wood roaches that we have down here in TX.

Arya Stark 12-13-2010 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 969394)
I must today bitch about cave crickets, and their unfortunate and terrifying decision to take up residence in my closet.

For those unfamiliar, a cave cricket looks like this:
http://arkadiapest.com/yahoo_site_ad...172622_std.jpg

I am scared to death of them. They have a nasty little habit of jumping at people, and they can jump like mad.

Today, one was in my room, and I couldn't have any of that. I don't kill bugs, so I resolved to capture it in a (very large) shoe box and set it free in my uncle's barn. No such luck.

The creature in question jumped at me, jumped on me, but would not jump anywhere remotely near the box. My mother, who was over visiting came to my aid after hearing me hysterically screaming at said cricket, "I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU! I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU!"

She then had to catch the thing for me and set it free.

I thought it was all over. But then another one emerged from my closet.

I am angry and terrified at the same time.

You're adorable.
But that's pretty ****ing creepy.




I have to bitch about how cold it is outside.
It's only 14 degrees, but our campus is also designed to make the winds travel faster (Lord knows why) because it was designed by people from Arizona. I heard RIT is the same way. So not only that, and not only am I close to the great lakes, and not only is it snowing like crazy, but I'm one of the farthest buildings from the rest of campus.

zachsd 12-13-2010 02:08 PM

Whenever I go to the midwest I always see these, House Centipedes I think they call them:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3501/...39759558a1.jpg

Disgusting.

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I have to bitch about how cold it is outside.
It's 76 F where I am right now. ha


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