Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1112977)

O(ld ladies know nothing about sound. Yesterday, I was working with the tech crew setting up a rehearsal show for a choir made up of old hags and creepy old men and the director was a huge wrinkled bitch to us. First off, I was up on stage setting up the mics and they started telling me to get out of the way even though they specifically asked me to set up the mics and put them on stage. I then managed to drop all eight of the mic stands on my foot, and I ended up tangling the XLR cable after attempting to pick the mic stands back up.

when I finally dealt with the mics, the old lady solo singers started getting mad at me because they couldn't hear themselves sing. I then told them that I didn't set up the stage monitors and they didn't listen and they just told me to turn the speakers up. I told them that increasing the gain would start giving us feedback and out of spite I cranked the gain anyways. after they got annoyed with the feedback, they told me to turn it down again and then bitched again because it was too quiet. From the audiences perspective, it was the perfect volume but they didn't seem to get that.

then they started bitching at the lighting guy and we all agreed that the director was a bitch and didn't understand the limitations of our system. I have to deal with these stupid hags again tomorrow on sunday. they better be less bitchy or I'm gonna flip.

Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1114231)

Where the hell can I find an honest dentist?

I had two fillings done and three wisdom teeth pulled on Sept 13 after two sets of x-rays and an examination. It's been one month and two weeks since then (my extraction sites haven't even fully filled in yet), and I have TWO cavities causing me pain now, and that's going to be another six or seven hundred dollars on top of what I just spent. I swear to god they see problems arising and ignore them so you have to have multiple sittings.

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy (Post 1112977)

Old ladies know nothing about sound.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1112353)

Me too, but probably for reasons that are basically the opposite of your reasons.

Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1116465)

Lol. Yeah I sure missed you too :D.
What are you doing running around with microphones anyway?
What happened? :D

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1117147)

Speech class, I hate you.
I hate your stupid informative speech that requires me to find sources for crap I already know, on a subject that very rarely has any kind of acceptable source to use in a standard APA style bibliography, much less any source that isn't a standard internet article that invariable either contains an author, a date, or an actual periodical name, but never all three at the same time.
Good luck finding three different types, me.

I hate you too, speech outline. Your rigid constraints are rigid and constraining.

Last, but not least, I hate you Mrs. Speech teacher. Your nose is distracting and your voice could etch demonic claw marks in steel structures with its incessant shrillness.
And your unwillingness to let students make up tests if they've been absent for legitimate reasons makes me want to decapitate you.

You are a ridiculous c*nt, and I hope your face explodes.