Bearded man endorses this statement.

You really should wash your face - especially if you've let the beard go wild.
There could easily be smells in it that you can't notice.
Of course, disregard my suggestion if you don't mind your face smelling like rotten food.

Now that's a great way to get the ladies!

I did No-shave November just to see how long my beard could get with no shaving for a month. I had some positive responses, but I just couldn't stop thinking about it being on my face. As it is, I mess with my goatee way too much. Basically, I use it as a worry stone...only its on my face.

My beards piss me off. Too damn itchy for my taste, and it is on the mind constantly. Not to mention that I look like I'm on heroin when I have a beard, no matter the state of my otherness apart from the beard. I don't want to look like I'm on heroin, then they would catch me.

my facial hair is too sparse for me to grow a beard

i'd look like some Mandarin Imperial Officer way back in the Ming Dynasty

I hate the feeling of having a full on beard, and I hate shaving with a razor. So I don't do either. I simply run my hair clippers over my face with a number 1 guard and I'm done. No shaving, no stupid ass hairs curling into my lips and annoying the sh*t out of me. No sweaty, itchy beard to pick food and debris out of...
I'm not in it for the look, one way or the other.
I simply find it to be the easiest and most comfortable state.

If you have ass hairs curling into your lips you may need to talk to your doctor.

LOL. That's what I call flexible.

You don't even know. Ever since I bought a flat iron, I've been re-thinking whether or not I should wear safety glasses when I go down on myself.