I do like when I manage to pick up some of a tan on holiday (can't handle the heat, I creep about the swimming pool all day :D.) but when I'm home I'm not going to pay to use sunbeds or fake tan. It goes completely over my head why someone would even contemplate using fake tan, the stuff smells rancid!

Even the men here are tanned/orange these days, seriously :\

Pale and interesting as my mummy tells me :rolleyes:

pale girls, bleugh.
If I wanted girls or guys for that matter, my cousin looks like Casper the friendly ghost, to look that pale in complexion, I'd dump flour on them.

Get a natural tan, or hit the sun beds, No fake bake, that **** is awful too, it stinks and no girl seems to know the line between topping up the tan and looking like Dave Dickinson,
plus they always have an inconsistent line, one arm will be tangerine, the other arm only slightly coloured.
Sort that **** out.

I don't sit in the shade on holiday or anything :laughing: and around here, there's no chance of a decent natural tan as you know ;)

**** tanning, I'm not going to risk cancer and wrinkles for any cunt

Speak for yourself. I'm golden brown like a fine cake all year round ;)

I hate it when you're having a full conversation with somebody and they get a text and instead of waiting to read and respond to it, the text takes precedent and you end up finishing your conversation with a wall. Where have manners and courtesy gone? Reading a text is more important than talking with your best friend?

It's fucking rude and the worst part is that I can't tell him it's rude because he gets sensitive about confrontation. It's driving me insane.

You're definitely paying for a tan then :laughing:

I have a friend who constantly does this. Best advice I can offer is to just stop your story and hope he can take a hint.

When he does that, just start texting him the rest of what you were saying.

awesome idea.