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Old 07-21-2012, 08:43 AM   #10181 (permalink)
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What do you do with a pity whore when you run out of pity? What's a nice way of saying pull your head out of your arse?
My dearest lady, it would make me a happy man indeed if you could dislocate your cranium from your derriere, post haste!
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Old 07-21-2012, 08:52 AM   #10182 (permalink)
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My dearest lady, it would make me a happy man indeed if you could dislocate your cranium from your derriere, post haste!
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Old 07-21-2012, 08:59 AM   #10183 (permalink)
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My dearest lady, it would make me a happy man indeed if you could dislocate your cranium from your derriere, post haste!
LOL that could work.
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:49 AM   #10184 (permalink)
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What do you do with a pity whore when you run out of pity? What's a nice way of saying pull your head out of your arse?
Doesn't finding a nice way of saying it indicate you've not run out of pity?

Just tell them to pull their head out of their ass because they're acting like a cunt.

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Old 07-21-2012, 10:51 AM   #10185 (permalink)
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You could always try repeatedly punching them in the face until they decide to fight back. Then just tell them that you were trying to get them to stick up for themselves. If that doesn't work, just cut their brake lines.
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:10 AM   #10186 (permalink)
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My cousin is pretty much a total wanker, we were supposed to go see The Dark Knight Rises tonight but because I said I wasn't picking him up from work (I've picked him up 2 or 3 times since our parents went away) and he wanted to buy a pair of trainers beforehand he's going crazy because I never looked up the listings therefore he can't buy his trainers. I mean seriously?

the last time we were arguing he ended up saying I was using him I simply asked what I was using him for because he can't drive and he has no ****ing money. Oh and that I only hang around with him because I have nobody else to smoke weed with, although I have about 4 or 5 other friends who smoke...
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:28 AM   #10187 (permalink)
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My cousin is pretty much a total wanker, we were supposed to go see The Dark Knight Rises tonight but because I said I wasn't picking him up from work (I've picked him up 2 or 3 times since our parents went away) and he wanted to buy a pair of trainers beforehand he's going crazy because I never looked up the listings therefore he can't buy his trainers. I mean seriously?

the last time we were arguing he ended up saying I was using him I simply asked what I was using him for because he can't drive and he has no ****ing money. Oh and that I only hang around with him because I have nobody else to smoke weed with, although I have about 4 or 5 other friends who smoke...
Its time to cut ties. Stop by and pick me up after you buy some Dark Knight tix and weed.
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Old 07-26-2012, 02:32 PM   #10188 (permalink)
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Tattoo on the tit

Some classy babes at this place, maybe I should sign up.

Ok you've convinced me, where do I sign up and how much of her body can I ruin before I lose my deposit.
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Old 07-26-2012, 03:17 PM   #10189 (permalink)
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I have to say that the last one has nice legs.
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Old 07-26-2012, 04:37 PM   #10190 (permalink)
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My cousin is pretty much a total wanker, we were supposed to go see The Dark Knight Rises tonight but because I said I wasn't picking him up from work (I've picked him up 2 or 3 times since our parents went away) and he wanted to buy a pair of trainers beforehand he's going crazy because I never looked up the listings therefore he can't buy his trainers. I mean seriously?

the last time we were arguing he ended up saying I was using him I simply asked what I was using him for because he can't drive and he has no ****ing money. Oh and that I only hang around with him because I have nobody else to smoke weed with, although I have about 4 or 5 other friends who smoke...
I ended up picking him up for him to come into my car and start to whinge about us not having enough time for him to roll a joint, so I politely asked him to leave my car so my mate and I went without him. I ****ING HATE FAMILY (sometimes)
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