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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:18 PM   #17291 (permalink)
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oh god

I'm so sorry.

I couldn't deal with snow again. There's a tiny bit of snow here but it's nothing compared to the awful white hell I've seen.
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:20 PM   #17292 (permalink)
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Add to that all my friends trying to get me to pay $150 to freeze my ass off,stand in line for 80% of the day and sit in traffic for hours for the joy of snowboarding.
150?!? That's redonk. Its like 50 bucks full access on a weekend where I go. Even if you gotta rent a board its still less than 100.
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:21 PM   #17293 (permalink)
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I hear you, brother.

I was born and raised in Northwestern Minnesota.

I'm 5'4" and the snowbanks were up to my waist the last winter I spent there.

It's -17 degrees below zero right now in my hometown and I'm crying over 33 degrees here just outside of Seattle.

I know all about the horror of winter.
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Old 12-01-2014, 07:48 PM   #17294 (permalink)
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Oh damn girl I missed you! Whoa.
I can't believe I didn't hit MB first, I was wasted beyond belief (in the garden getting pissed with my 62 year old female flatmate). So much so that I passed out with still a glass of wine still to go. I woke up feeling hung, drank the rest of the wine and cleaned the mother****ing bathrooms like a boss.

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So basically she's smiling at you? Who would blame her? Smile back, and pet her... (almost said "pet here". Though of course if you want to...)
It's more she's such watching expressionless. She literally did it for half an hour, she'd move spots then look at me again. I'm taking her to the vet tomorrow to check she doesn't have the flu. I hope she doesn't get mad at me for this.
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Old 12-01-2014, 07:57 PM   #17295 (permalink)
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Now that my family has a record player I'm making the shift, plus it's so much more fun to get a great piece of vinyl than a flimsy CD.
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Old 12-02-2014, 02:50 AM   #17296 (permalink)
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I woke up feeling hung, drank the rest of the wine and cleaned the mother****ing bathrooms like a boss.
I don't think the boss cleans bathrooms. I'm pretty sure that's what underlings are for.
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Old 12-02-2014, 06:20 AM   #17297 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2014, 11:43 PM   #17298 (permalink)
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Look phone, I know you're a pos on your last legs and you're upset about how I'm going to replace you later this month, but this **** ain't right man. That's no way to play out your anger, be civil.
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Old 12-03-2014, 12:58 PM   #17299 (permalink)
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Seasonal depression turns me into a barely functioning human type.

I've met some new manager people today.

I feel like they see that death has warmed over.

fml.
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Old 12-03-2014, 01:55 PM   #17300 (permalink)
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Cause I had eight bucks and me and my friend were disc golfin. Sorry, but I'm pretty sober now.
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