The Bitch Box

Trollheart · 10-18-2015, 05:38 PM

I've always favoured the idea of opening the door with a goats-head mask, goblet of red liquid in hand, looking back over your shoulder into the room and shouting "Shut up bitch! You'll only make the pain last longer!"

Key · 10-18-2015, 08:25 PM

I hate the fact that I have such a high metabolism because I've probably eaten 5 meals today. And I'm still ****ing hungry. I'll literally eat, then 20 minutes later, my stomach growls. I also snack a lot.

~~Apollonia~~ · 10-18-2015, 08:26 PM

or it could be a tapeworm.

Key · 10-18-2015, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollonia

or it could be a tapeworm.

Freebase Dali · 10-18-2015, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollonia

or it could be a tapeworm.

Who are you?

ladyislingering · 10-18-2015, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

I hate the fact that I have such a high metabolism because I've probably eaten 5 meals today. And I'm still ****ing hungry. I'll literally eat, then 20 minutes later, my stomach growls.

wish I could find a better clip of this but whatever

ladyislingering · 10-18-2015, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollonia

or it could be a tapeworm.

next thread: "Check out this crazy thing I just pulled out of my ass"

**Frownland** · 10-18-2015, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering in the future

This is Wimbleworm and he's adorable

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~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 10-18-2015, 09:04 PM

Ki, I once read that parasites breed during full moons... I'm not really sure how this helps, but I just can't resist a good tapeworm conversation.

Key · 10-18-2015, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

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This is so accurate that it hurts.

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

Ki, I once read that parasites breed during full moons... I'm not really sure how this helps, but I just can't resist a good tapeworm conversation.

This is fantastic input.

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10-18-2015, 05:38 PM	#21121 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,971	I've always favoured the idea of opening the door with a goats-head mask, goblet of red liquid in hand, looking back over your shoulder into the room and shouting "Shut up bitch! You'll only make the pain last longer!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-18-2015, 08:25 PM	#21122 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I hate the fact that I have such a high metabolism because I've probably eaten 5 meals today. And I'm still ****ing hungry. I'll literally eat, then 20 minutes later, my stomach growls. I also snack a lot.

10-18-2015, 08:26 PM	#21123 (permalink)
~~Apollonia~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: the void Posts: 41	or it could be a tapeworm.

10-18-2015, 09:04 PM	#21129 (permalink)
~~ChelseaDagger~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: In the fires of your own disillusion Posts: 684	Ki, I once read that parasites breed during full moons... I'm not really sure how this helps, but I just can't resist a good tapeworm conversation.