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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 10-18-2015, 06:38 PM   #21121 (permalink)
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I've always favoured the idea of opening the door with a goats-head mask, goblet of red liquid in hand, looking back over your shoulder into the room and shouting "Shut up bitch! You'll only make the pain last longer!"
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:25 PM   #21122 (permalink)
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I hate the fact that I have such a high metabolism because I've probably eaten 5 meals today. And I'm still ****ing hungry. I'll literally eat, then 20 minutes later, my stomach growls. I also snack a lot.
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:26 PM   #21123 (permalink)
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or it could be a tapeworm.
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:28 PM   #21124 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:30 PM   #21125 (permalink)
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or it could be a tapeworm.
Who are you?
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:30 PM   #21126 (permalink)
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I hate the fact that I have such a high metabolism because I've probably eaten 5 meals today. And I'm still ****ing hungry. I'll literally eat, then 20 minutes later, my stomach growls.
wish I could find a better clip of this but whatever

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Old 10-18-2015, 09:32 PM   #21127 (permalink)
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or it could be a tapeworm.
next thread: "Check out this crazy thing I just pulled out of my ass"
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:56 PM   #21128 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2015, 10:04 PM   #21129 (permalink)
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Ki, I once read that parasites breed during full moons... I'm not really sure how this helps, but I just can't resist a good tapeworm conversation.
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Old 10-18-2015, 10:18 PM   #21130 (permalink)
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Ki, I once read that parasites breed during full moons... I'm not really sure how this helps, but I just can't resist a good tapeworm conversation.
This is fantastic input.
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