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Chiomara · 07-18-2017, 02:05 PM

These people... this isn't a flea market!

**Frownland** · 07-20-2017, 01:22 PM

I enjoy a good whistle myself, but people who whistle in public are the worst. It's usually just a bunch of bull**** that's not even a conscious melody, or maybe they're just terrible at whistling, but they're typically just obnoxious.

If you kick ass at whistling you should show those mother****ers up and say that I sent you.

The Batlord · 07-20-2017, 01:41 PM

How can you hate whistling? It makes the world more whimsical when somebody whistles, and not enough people do it to make it legitimately annoying. Sounds like somebody doesn't know how to blow properly.

Plankton · 07-20-2017, 02:54 PM

MB Whistling Contest! Goah!

**Frownland** · 07-20-2017, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

How can you hate whistling? It makes the world more whimsical when somebody whistles, and not enough people do it to make it legitimately annoying. Sounds like somebody doesn't know how to blow properly.

Whimsicality as you see it is not something I want from this world. I do think most people just suck at it though. When I whistle metal machine music I'm sure people just think I suck too though.

Trollheart · 07-20-2017, 03:16 PM

Chiomara · 07-20-2017, 03:31 PM

I don't often encounter whistlers in public, unless I'm on a Greyhound bus of course. (Because everyone seems to feel the need to be as noisy as humanly possible while on a cramped bus) There was this one guy in my high school who was always whistling, though, and I came to dread the sound because he had a tendency to start aggressively massaging your neck and back immediately upon greeting you. He did this to everyone constantly. We just accepted it.

Plankton · 07-20-2017, 03:43 PM

We got a whistler here at work. I just walk up to him whistling louder as I get closer to him. He then realizes the plight of his folly.

Plankton · 07-20-2017, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara

I don't often encounter whistlers in public, unless I'm on a Greyhound bus of course. (Because everyone seems to feel the need to be as noisy as humanly possible while on a cramped bus) There was this one guy in my high school who was always whistling, though, and I came to dread the sound because he had a tendency to start aggressively massaging your neck and back immediately upon greeting you. He did this to everyone constantly. We just accepted it.

Free feels. Niiice. He knows whats up.

The Batlord · 07-20-2017, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Whimsicality as you see it is not something I want from this world. I do think most people just suck at it though. When I whistle metal machine music I'm sure people just think I suck too though.

How can you of all people not want a whimsical world? There are far too many people who seem to think they should be taken seriously too much of the time, and if there was a nice, constant background of random **** going on then maybe they'd just throw their hands in the air and quit being such boring ****s.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

We got a whistler here at work. I just walk up to him whistling louder as I get closer to him. He then realizes the plight of his folly.

I whistle at work too, but that's just to be annoying.

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07-18-2017, 02:05 PM	#23171 (permalink)
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07-20-2017, 01:22 PM	#23172 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I enjoy a good whistle myself, but people who whistle in public are the worst. It's usually just a bunch of bull** that's not even a conscious melody, or maybe they're just terrible at whistling, but they're typically just obnoxious. If you kick ass at whistling you should show those mother*ers up and say that I sent you. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

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07-20-2017, 03:31 PM	#23177 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I don't often encounter whistlers in public, unless I'm on a Greyhound bus of course. (Because everyone seems to feel the need to be as noisy as humanly possible while on a cramped bus) There was this one guy in my high school who was always whistling, though, and I came to dread the sound because he had a tendency to start aggressively massaging your neck and back immediately upon greeting you. He did this to everyone constantly. We just accepted it. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

07-20-2017, 03:43 PM	#23178 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	We got a whistler here at work. I just walk up to him whistling louder as I get closer to him. He then realizes the plight of his folly. __________________ See location...