The Bitch Box

WWWP · 08-13-2008, 02:24 AM

So there I was at work, minding my own business, cleaning the windows and display cases as we progressively closed down the store. Suddenly I here knocking on the front door so I walk over to see if everything was alright. Standing there is some primadonna eleventeen-year-old girl looking at me like I am not worthy. She asked through the glass if she could buy some ice cream. I told her we were closed. She said "But I have money, and I can see it right there. Just let me buy some ice cream." I shook my head "no." I didn't feel the need to explain to her that we were close to being out of there, the registers were emptied and the computer shut down, so I couldn't sell her anything if I wanted to. She yells back at me, "Fuck you then, you ugly bitch."
So in conclusion, who the fuck to people think they are?

It's a hard life, this candy shop business...

NSW · 08-13-2008, 06:54 AM

Oh no...you work at a candy shop? How do you do it? I'm sorry...I don't think I could deal with all those sugared-up kids demanding candy and ice cream from their parents and running around like maniacs.
People would die.

mamanuthead · 08-14-2008, 07:38 AM

Currently aggravated by the fact that my boyfriend's 16 year old nephew relates to me better than he does.

Wifey Boozer · 08-15-2008, 02:09 PM

I have a killer ****ing cluster migrane (genetics suck)... and forgetting to eat all day because you spent it reading the entire bitch box and only got up to piss and smoke doesn't help. On the contrary, my ribs hurt from laughing.

EDIT: Also. Why the **** ain't my limewire workin'?... I've disabled the firewall, that didn't work. I've put LW on the "allow list" for my firewall. That didn't work. I've uninstalled it and redownloaded it. That didn't work. And it's still showin' me red bars. What the ****?

Alfred · 08-15-2008, 03:06 PM

Because of a few certain Catholic high school girls and their damn high school orientation, I have to get up two hours earlier for my swimming/lifesaving/lifeguarding course, so that they can do their course as well.

I already have to wake up at 8:30.

Now 6:30?

Wifey Boozer · 08-15-2008, 03:11 PM

Those Catholic girls start much too late.

~~<3_BEAUTIFUL_HELL_FAIRY_<3~~ · 08-15-2008, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBoozeIsBack

EDIT: Also. Why the **** ain't my limewire workin'?... I've disabled the firewall, that didn't work. I've put LW on the "allow list" for my firewall. That didn't work. I've uninstalled it and redownloaded it. That didn't work. And it's still showin' me red bars. What the ****?

try installing frost wire if you didn't pay for the premium version of limewire..
its faster and it finds more stuff...

Wifey Boozer · 08-15-2008, 03:55 PM

Thanks dude

lucifer_sam · 08-15-2008, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBoozeIsBack

I have a killer ****ing cluster migrane (genetics suck)... and forgetting to eat all day because you spent it reading the entire bitch box and only got up to piss and smoke doesn't help. On the contrary, my ribs hurt from laughing.

EDIT: Also. Why the **** ain't my limewire workin'?... I've disabled the firewall, that didn't work. I've put LW on the "allow list" for my firewall. That didn't work. I've uninstalled it and redownloaded it. That didn't work. And it's still showin' me red bars. What the ****?

Use torrents, not those stupid P2P filesharing programs like LimeWire and BearShare. No goddamn viruses or spyware, and you can download at speeds that make them look like idiots.

I've downloaded well over 50 GB using BitLord, never had any problems or stupid spyware.

Laces Out Dan! · 08-15-2008, 04:00 PM

yeaa, torrents are definitely the way to go.

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08-13-2008, 06:54 AM	#3632 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Oh no...you work at a candy shop? How do you do it? I'm sorry...I don't think I could deal with all those sugared-up kids demanding candy and ice cream from their parents and running around like maniacs. People would die. __________________ Hi.

08-14-2008, 07:38 AM	#3633 (permalink)
mamanuthead Music Addict Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vegas Baby! Posts: 94	Currently aggravated by the fact that my boyfriend's 16 year old nephew relates to me better than he does. __________________ A true rock star knows how to please a crowd with just one stroke of his instrument.

08-15-2008, 02:09 PM	#3634 (permalink)
Wifey Boozer Meanie McFeany Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Troy side'ah the dirt, NY Posts: 455	I have a killer **ing cluster migrane (genetics suck)... and forgetting to eat all day because you spent it reading the entire bitch box and only got up to piss and smoke doesn't help. On the contrary, my ribs hurt from laughing. EDIT: Also. Why the ain't my limewire workin'?... I've disabled the firewall, that didn't work. I've put LW on the "allow list" for my firewall. That didn't work. I've uninstalled it and redownloaded it. That didn't work. And it's still showin' me red bars. What the ? __________________ ... Stalin had a FANTASTIC** moustache. Formerly known as the Prime Minister of Spain. [backintheubbr]

08-15-2008, 03:06 PM	#3635 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Because of a few certain Catholic high school girls and their damn high school orientation, I have to get up two hours earlier for my swimming/lifesaving/lifeguarding course, so that they can do their course as well. I already have to wake up at 8:30. Now 6:30? __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

08-15-2008, 03:11 PM	#3636 (permalink)
Wifey Boozer Meanie McFeany Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Troy side'ah the dirt, NY Posts: 455	Those Catholic girls start much too late. __________________ ... Stalin had a *FANTASTIC* moustache. Formerly known as the Prime Minister of Spain. [backintheubbr]

08-15-2008, 03:55 PM	#3638 (permalink)
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08-15-2008, 04:00 PM	#3640 (permalink)
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