The Bitch Box

moleman3230 · 09-17-2008, 07:50 PM

How come nobody ever pulls up to me in a Lamborghini and says, "Hey man, you want this car?"

Tomorrow · 09-17-2008, 11:52 PM

I f*cking hate my ovaries.

WWWP · 09-17-2008, 11:54 PM

I hate cars.
I hate car wrecks.
I hate death.
I hate that innocent people die.
I hate that innocent people die young.
I fucking hate today.

Edit: I ****ing hate Tomorrow's ovaries.

Tomorrow · 09-18-2008, 12:47 AM

I'm sorry someone close to you died, since that seems to be what you're implying. Keep your head up and surround yourself with good people you can talk to. I wish their family peace and strength.

Save a little hate in your heart for my ovaries, if you can.

Wifey Boozer · 09-18-2008, 11:49 AM

Sorry wolverine

. Best wishes.

Tomorrow, what's wrong with your ovaries? I just had surgery on mine, removing cysts/burst cysts, etc.

Tomorrow · 09-18-2008, 05:46 PM

^ Oh nothing serious like that. Just painful cramps. Haha, thanks wolverine!

Wifey Boozer · 09-18-2008, 06:13 PM

^Oh, haha, take about 3 pamprin and get a good OTC buzz :p

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-18-2008, 10:29 PM

I got an 18% on my Physics 2750 exam, the average was like 67%. F*ck me.

Dr_Rez · 09-19-2008, 10:18 AM

I put this syrup that you cover Honey Baked Ham with in the microwave Little did i know I put it in for to long and it exploded all over my kitchen, then hardened on all the surfaces.

lucifer_sam · 09-19-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBoozeIsBack

Sorry wolverine

. Best wishes.

Tomorrow, what's wrong with your ovaries? I just had surgery on mine, removing cysts/burst cysts, etc.

Gross. Let's keep this place, if not PG, at least clean. You don't hear anyone else saying stuff like that.

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09-18-2008, 11:49 AM	#3725 (permalink)
Wifey Boozer Meanie McFeany Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Troy side'ah the dirt, NY Posts: 455	Sorry wolverine . Best wishes. Tomorrow, what's wrong with your ovaries? I just had surgery on mine, removing cysts/burst cysts, etc. __________________ ... Stalin had a *FANTASTIC* moustache. Formerly known as the Prime Minister of Spain. [backintheubbr]

09-18-2008, 06:13 PM	#3727 (permalink)
Wifey Boozer Meanie McFeany Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Troy side'ah the dirt, NY Posts: 455	^Oh, haha, take about 3 pamprin and get a good OTC buzz :p __________________ ... Stalin had a *FANTASTIC* moustache. Formerly known as the Prime Minister of Spain. [backintheubbr]

09-19-2008, 10:18 AM	#3729 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	I put this syrup that you cover Honey Baked Ham with in the microwave Little did i know I put it in for to long and it exploded all over my kitchen, then hardened on all the surfaces. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

09-17-2008, 07:50 PM	#3721 (permalink)
moleman3230 Groupie Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 29	How come nobody ever pulls up to me in a Lamborghini and says, "Hey man, you want this car?"

09-17-2008, 11:52 PM	#3722 (permalink)
Tomorrow Groupie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 43	I f*cking hate my ovaries.

09-18-2008, 12:47 AM	#3724 (permalink)
Tomorrow Groupie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 43	I'm sorry someone close to you died, since that seems to be what you're implying. Keep your head up and surround yourself with good people you can talk to. I wish their family peace and strength. Save a little hate in your heart for my ovaries, if you can.

09-18-2008, 05:46 PM	#3726 (permalink)
Tomorrow Groupie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 43	^ Oh nothing serious like that. Just painful cramps. Haha, thanks wolverine!

09-18-2008, 10:29 PM	#3728 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I got an 18% on my Physics 2750 exam, the average was like 67%. F*ck me.