The Bitch Box

kthedrummer · 11-19-2008, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Musicgasm

I have to go into work today even though it is my day off, because my boss needs the extra help -_-

"I'm not even supposed to be here today." I am retired but work part time and all my co-workers and/or their kids keep getting sick and I am the go to guy. I have never missed a day in over a year...I hate when people use their kids as an excuse for their laziness...I understand the legitimacy of a lot of this but some ppl milk it. I see them out and about or they even come by the store...If you are too sick to work you should be home dammit.

taboo · 11-19-2008, 08:06 AM

I had a rather large mole on my ass, my lady asked me to get it removed. So a few days ago I did, I havnt been able to comfortably sit down for 3 days. Then last night she pulls off the bandage and theres this big bad ass scar. She then unappreciativly says "god that scar is ugly, I preffered the cute mole"

WTF is that ****......

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-19-2008, 08:10 AM

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Astronomer · 11-20-2008, 05:48 AM

I would like to have a bitch about the fact that wherever I type on the Internet or on my laptop it tries to correct my spelling to American usage! I will spell COLOUR with a 'U' and REALISED with an 'S' damnit! COLOUR HONOUR LABOUR REALISE ANALYSE IDEALISE how do you like that, spell-checker!

kthedrummer · 11-20-2008, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by shiseido_red

I would like to have a bitch about the fact that wherever I type on the Internet or on my laptop it tries to correct my spelling to American usage! I will spell COLOR with a 'U' and REALIZED with an 'S' damnit! COLOR HONOR LABOR REALIZE ANALYZE IDEALIZE

fixed

...jk...I rather like how you guys spell

adidasss · 11-20-2008, 05:57 AM

I like to spell colour this way, but I just wasn't sure about the other stuff. Firefox is Americanizing my English, the bastard!

kthedrummer · 11-20-2008, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

I like to spell colour this way, but I just wasn't sure about the other stuff. Firefox is Americanizing my English, the bastard!

If it's OK for Pink Floyd it's OK for me

**Janszoon** · 11-20-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by shiseido_red

I would like to have a bitch about the fact that wherever I type on the Internet or on my laptop it tries to correct my spelling to American usage! I will spell COLOUR with a 'U' and REALISED with an 'S' damnit! COLOUR HONOUR LABOUR REALISE ANALYSE IDEALISE how do you like that, spell-checker!

Isn't there a setting somewhere you can change so it doesn't do that? I think a lot of programs have options for more than just American English.

Speaking of that, the frigging lamest thing I have ever heard was that for some books written by British authors, they actually release American editions for the US market with Americanized spelling and words. I know we sometimes look like it, but we're really not a nation of retarded people. Most of us do know what someone means when they say "torch" instead of "flashlight" and still know what "colour" means even with the U in it.

Astronomer · 11-20-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Isn't there a setting somewhere you can change so it doesn't do that? I think a lot of programs have options for more than just American English.

Maybe. But still! :P

lucifer_sam · 11-20-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Speaking of that, the frigging lamest thing I have ever heard was that for some books written by British authors, they actually release American editions for the US market with Americanized spelling and words. I know we sometimes look like it, but we're really not a nation of retarded people. Most of us do know what someone means when they say "torch" instead of "flashlight" and still know what "colour" means even with the U in it.

I still chuckle a little every time I run across the word "snog" in British popular literature. It just sounds like a foul Christmas treat.

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11-20-2008, 05:48 AM	#3864 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	I would like to have a bitch about the fact that wherever I type on the Internet or on my laptop it tries to correct my spelling to American usage! I will spell COLOUR with a 'U' and REALISED with an 'S' damnit! COLOUR HONOUR LABOUR REALISE ANALYSE IDEALISE how do you like that, spell-checker! __________________

11-20-2008, 05:57 AM	#3866 (permalink)
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11-19-2008, 08:06 AM	#3862 (permalink)
taboo Groupie Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5	I had a rather large mole on my ass, my lady asked me to get it removed. So a few days ago I did, I havnt been able to comfortably sit down for 3 days. Then last night she pulls off the bandage and theres this big bad ass scar. She then unappreciativly says "god that scar is ugly, I preffered the cute mole" WTF is that ****......

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