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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 06-09-2010, 05:55 PM   #5641 (permalink)
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I guess I'm used to being this tall..? but it is annoying. Boyfriends are so limited. Mustn't be smaller. Feel like a ****ing twat wearing highheels near boyfriend of same height. But then I like reaching things easily, generally the usual things that being tall is good for.

Buying jeans is a ****ing life sentence.
Haha, I had a boyfriend who was 6'3. We looked like some sort of comedy act going out together. I have now relagated myself to a 5'8 - much more convenient.
I guess being able to reach things outweighs still being I.D'd for cigarettes on the basis that you're the height of the 12 year old infront of you
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Old 06-09-2010, 06:47 PM   #5642 (permalink)
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I guess I'm used to being this tall..? but it is annoying. Boyfriends are so limited. Mustn't be smaller.
Damn, I always feel bad for short guys when I hear women say stuff like this. It's not like it means they're out of shape or anything.
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:13 PM   #5643 (permalink)
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Damn, I always feel bad for short guys when I hear women say stuff like this. It's not like it means they're out of shape or anything.
I don't like small men. They tend to have small man's syndrome.
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:32 PM   #5644 (permalink)
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I'm with Janszoon, I feel kind of sorry for some of them. They do try hard though, bless 'em.
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:41 PM   #5645 (permalink)
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I'm with Janszoon, I feel kind of sorry for some of them. They do try hard though, bless 'em.
The ones that compensate by driving massive cars and having massive mouths. Urgh.
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:57 PM   #5646 (permalink)
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I'm with Janszoon, I feel kind of sorry for some of them. They do try hard though, bless 'em.
I'm 5' 6". Never ever feel sorry for me. I will challenge ANYONE on MB for a drinking contest. I have two kids. no health problems and a body that's as good as someone in their 20's.

Pity is one of my most despised traits in people.
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:59 PM   #5647 (permalink)
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I'm 5' 6". Never ever feel sorry for me. I will challenge ANYONE on MB for a drinking contest. I have two kids. no health problems and a body that's as good as someone in their 20's.

Pity is one of my most despised traits in people.
What are we drinking?
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:06 PM   #5648 (permalink)
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I'm 5' 6". Never ever feel sorry for me. I will challenge ANYONE on MB for a drinking contest. I have two kids. no health problems and a body that's as good as someone in their 20's.

Pity is one of my most despised traits in people.
Being a short bloke is kind of like being picked on cos you're ginger, not something you can change, but something that people are pretty quick to point out. I know this on account of my other half (a term used loosely, anyway) is a short ginger bloke. :S

Besides, it's a well known fact that short people can drink far better than anyone else.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:19 PM   #5649 (permalink)
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What the shit?


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Old 06-09-2010, 08:22 PM   #5650 (permalink)
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How tall are you? Can I pick you up?
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