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adidasss 03-18-2008 05:51 AM

Breaking news!
 
Michael Stipe is gay. Are you as shocked as I am?

adidasss 03-18-2008 05:59 AM

Too shocked for words?

adidasss 03-18-2008 06:05 AM

You mean to say this hasn't flipped your universe upside down?!

sleepy jack 03-18-2008 06:05 AM

I IMed like three of my friends and they're like you didn't know? :(

Rubberchicken 03-18-2008 06:06 AM

Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001.

And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig?

ppppffftt It's like stating:
"hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz

sleepy jack 03-18-2008 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubberchicken (Post 456461)
Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001.

And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig?

ppppffftt It's like stating:
"hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz

Yeah seriously adidasss, what's with the homophobic garbage?

adidasss 03-18-2008 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubberchicken (Post 456461)
Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001.

And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig?

ppppffftt It's like stating:
"hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz

:laughing: Apparently he made this announcement in this month's Spin. I failed at linking the proper story...:(

Incidentally, for the n00bs, I'm a homosexual and this thread is supposed to be sarcastic. ;)

sleepy jack 03-18-2008 06:17 AM

Oh, so I really am the only one that was actually shocked. :(

Rubberchicken 03-18-2008 06:22 AM

You're so 'out' of the ghay loop Crowquill. sshheeesshhh.

adidasss 03-18-2008 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 456467)
Oh, so I really am the only one that was actually shocked. :(

You're kidding, right?

Anyhoo, let's discuss his pussydome. An internationally recognized artist that moves in hyper liberal circles has waited almost a quarter of a century to be honest about who he is. I mean, one can understand Ricky Martin's reluctance, what with his entire career being built on him as a sex symbol to women. But an alternative artist? For shame Michael, for shameeee... :rolleyes:

sleepy jack 03-18-2008 06:25 AM

Nuh uh...did you guys know Ashton Kutcher's gay?

Farfisa 03-18-2008 08:11 AM

Being gay is apparently the 'new thing'

sweet_nothing 03-18-2008 08:20 AM

WOW! I can't belive he's ***. But then again it makes sense. Oh well I still think he's cool!:yeah:

adidasss 03-18-2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 456495)
Oh well I still think he's cool!:yeah:

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...wer/hmmm-1.gif

right-track 03-18-2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 456464)
:laughing: Apparently he made this announcement in this month's Spin. I failed at linking the proper story...:(

Incidentally, for the n00bs, I'm a homosexual and this thread is supposed to be sarcastic. ;)

Your a homosexual??? :yikes:

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-18-2008 11:59 AM

Good grief

They'll be telling us Rob Halford is gay next

SATCHMO 03-18-2008 12:01 PM

I always thought REM was ghey.

adidasss 03-18-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 456527)
Your a homosexual??? :yikes:

Em, that's "you're", Manc. :rolleyes: And no. http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...power/Bear.gif

right-track 03-18-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 456534)
Em, that's "you're", Manc. :rolleyes: And no. http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...power/Bear.gif

^ I'm amazed you didn't even speculate Stipe was gay.
You need you're gaydar fixing mate. ;)

pheurton 03-18-2008 12:27 PM

he's not going to sleep with you

adidasss 03-18-2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 456536)
^ I'm amazed you didn't even speculate Stipe was gay.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me, a few posts up (Post 456464)
... this thread is supposed to be sarcastic. ;)

;)

sweet_nothing 03-18-2008 03:07 PM

Wait i'm confused so he's not ***?

adidasss 03-18-2008 05:08 PM

He is gay. The sarcastic part was me feigning surprise...;)

Sparky 03-18-2008 05:11 PM

i was surprised :(

viperezai 03-18-2008 05:14 PM

Whatz?

ghostonstage135 03-20-2008 11:55 PM

I am more confused now then I was at the beginning....

Farfisa 03-22-2008 09:02 AM

sarcasm doesn't work here.....

adidasss 03-22-2008 11:07 AM

Apparently...:\

mr. goth glam 03-22-2008 11:16 AM

I'm not really surprised.

Everyone knew he had been bisexual (claiming to be) for the past several years.

Rubberchicken 03-22-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr. goth glam (Post 457949)
I'm not really surprised.

Everyone knew he had been bisexual (claiming to be) for the past several years.

Well ...apparently not, everyone.

Gackt21 03-25-2008 08:47 AM

I am not really all that surprised. It seems to be the norm for the this day and time. But sometimes it can be all but a fake show thing. If he really his more power to him. I would like to see the evidence that is truely ***. Just me wanting know what is fact from rumor.

adidasss 03-25-2008 09:00 AM

It's not a rumor, he admitted it himself...what more proof do you need, a tape of him having sex with another guy?

DontRunMeOver 03-25-2008 09:51 AM

They're all gay in the music industry. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

DontRunMeOver 03-25-2008 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 459016)
It's not a rumor, he admitted it himself...what more proof do you need, a tape of him having sex with another guy?

How long is this tape, Marijan? C'mon, it's somewhere on your hard-drive isn't it?

DontRunMeOver 03-25-2008 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 456472)
Anyhoo, let's discuss his pussydome.

Michael Stipe has a pussydome :yikes:

You're saying he's a haemophrodite?

adidasss 03-25-2008 11:49 AM

Triple post, n00b.:rolleyes:
He's not my type and I believe it's "hermaphrodite".;)
Incidentally, if you google "pussydome", this thread comes up first...:yeah:

right-track 03-25-2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 459046)
Triple post, n00b.:rolleyes:

It was actually a quadruple post. He deleted one, apparently due to "radioctive contamination." :/

I may have to close this thread for safety reasons.

DontRunMeOver 03-26-2008 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 459067)
It was actually a quadruple post. He deleted one, apparently due to "radioctive contamination." :/

I may have to close this thread for safety reasons.

Knowing that you check the deletion reasons I'm going to put more thought into these things.

Gackt21 03-26-2008 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 459016)
It's not a rumor, he admitted it himself...what more proof do you need, a tape of him having sex with another guy?

I was just worried it was another stunt by the famous to get their name on TV or in the gossip newspaper. If he really is then that is cool with me. I have no problem with ***s.

simplephysics 03-26-2008 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gackt21 (Post 459461)
I was just worried it was another stunt by the famous to get their name on TV or in the gossip newspaper. If he really is then that is cool with me. I have no problem with ***s.

Micheal Stipe could announce that his is pregnant and noone would care enough to print it in any gossip mag. Everyone would just start saying "I always knew he was a woman..."


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