Breaking news! (rock, track, quote, band, 2008)

adidasss · 03-18-2008, 05:51 AM

Michael Stipe is gay. Are you as shocked as I am?

adidasss · 03-18-2008, 05:59 AM

Too shocked for words?

adidasss · 03-18-2008, 06:05 AM

You mean to say this hasn't flipped your universe upside down?!

sleepy jack · 03-18-2008, 06:05 AM

I IMed like three of my friends and they're like you didn't know?

Rubberchicken · 03-18-2008, 06:06 AM

Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001.

And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig?

ppppffftt It's like stating:
"hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz

sleepy jack · 03-18-2008, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubberchicken

Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001.

And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig?

ppppffftt It's like stating:
"hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz

Yeah seriously adidasss, what's with the homophobic garbage?

adidasss · 03-18-2008, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubberchicken

Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001.

And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig?

ppppffftt It's like stating:
"hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz

Apparently he made this announcement in this month's Spin. I failed at linking the proper story...

Incidentally, for the n00bs, I'm a homosexual and this thread is supposed to be sarcastic.

sleepy jack · 03-18-2008, 06:17 AM

Oh, so I really am the only one that was actually shocked.

Rubberchicken · 03-18-2008, 06:22 AM

You're so 'out' of the ghay loop Crowquill. sshheeesshhh.

adidasss · 03-18-2008, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

Oh, so I really am the only one that was actually shocked.

You're kidding, right?

Anyhoo, let's discuss his pussydome. An internationally recognized artist that moves in hyper liberal circles has waited almost a quarter of a century to be honest about who he is. I mean, one can understand Ricky Martin's reluctance, what with his entire career being built on him as a sex symbol to women. But an alternative artist? For shame Michael, for shameeee...

03-18-2008, 05:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	Breaking news! Michael Stipe is gay. Are you as shocked as I am? __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm Last edited by adidasss; 03-18-2008 at 06:14 AM.

03-18-2008, 05:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	Too shocked for words? __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-18-2008, 06:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	You mean to say this hasn't flipped your universe upside down?! __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-18-2008, 06:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rubberchicken Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 85	Breaking? What rock have you been hiding under? Even that articvle link is dated 2001. And anyways what does it matter that he enjoys pounding ass.. are you afraid that when his band tours your town that he will track you down and make you squeal like a pig? ppppffftt It's like stating: "hey adidasss is judgemental!". ZZZzzzzzz __________________ Would you like lies with that?

03-18-2008, 06:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
Rubberchicken Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 85	You're so 'out' of the ghay loop Crowquill. sshheeesshhh. __________________ Would you like lies with that? Last edited by Rubberchicken; 03-18-2008 at 06:30 AM.