i bet

Archnephilia

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"Cross-Eyed Fetish
Not sure what the scientific name for this fetish is, but this is good news for Dannielynn Birkhead, Anna Nicole Smith’s cross-eyed offspring."

Lol, That makes total sense

Beat me to it. :D

As much as I love nature, dendrophilia seems just a bit over the top...

as the other guy pointed out it would be pretty funny to get someone who has that drunk, i dont think he could be harmed to much not beyond the point of humor and i dont think you could get in trouble for that either

if you could that would be a funny ass head line