what a crock of ****. white people like t-shirts do they? what an astute and cutting observation!

White people also like Water.

I am not gunna lie i am sitting reading this list talking to my friend, both of us in plain t-shirts, drinking water, talking about ST.Patricks day that just passed, and planning a trip to paris among other places. I am so white.

Reading the comment section about how white people like "*** friends", somebody had written something along the lines of:

"I personally would like to have a midget as a friend. So far I have been unable to figure out how I would go about aquiring such a friend without it seeming like I'm following some weird sexual fetish. Any suggestions?"

This made me very happy.

Mostly funny, and true.

I especially like “Threatening To Move To Canada,” I’ve heard a lot of that ever since Hillary decided to run for pres.

We like cheeze and chewing gum.

There's a music video with a white guy rapping that's kind of along these lines.

Wish I could recall it.

It's on YouTube...

And hockey

White and Nerdy by Weird Al