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twinkeefactory 05-20-2008 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill (Post 482229)
Girls can eat twinkies too, they just bitch about their waistline when they finish.

My waistline is fine cuz I eat in moderation. By moderation I mean until I pass out. You like twinkies sleepy jack?

sleepy jack 05-20-2008 11:32 PM

Twinkies are my life force.

sleepy jack 05-20-2008 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 482102)
I expected as much from you.

I don't get it. Mackenzie is an angel in my eyes.

twinkeefactory 05-20-2008 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill (Post 482231)
Twinkies are my life force.

Word. Well I'm a factory. An effing twinkee factory. You will not die this day.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 05-20-2008 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill (Post 482232)
I don't get it. Mackenzie is an angel in my eyes.

<3

sleepy jack 05-20-2008 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by twinkeefactory (Post 482233)
Word. Well I'm a factory. An effing twinkee factory. You will not die this day.

Thank you, living is cool.

sweet_nothing 05-20-2008 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill (Post 482229)
Girls can eat twinkies too, they just bitch about their waistline when they finish.

so you eat alot of twinkies?

ladyluckrules 05-21-2008 07:53 AM

I cam back from the dead just to commend this topic.

sweet_nothing 05-21-2008 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyluckrules (Post 482293)
I cam back from the dead just to commend this topic.

well then make a funny comment on how **** this thread is.

Whatsitoosit 05-21-2008 11:43 AM

Either this is a joke or they really need to get up on educating these poor bastards.

also, you can't catch HIV from a hug (just in case that was your next thread)

right-track 05-21-2008 11:52 AM

Or toilet seats.

Piss Me Off 05-21-2008 12:25 PM

Reminds me of one of the latest South Park episodes...

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyluckrules (Post 482293)
I cam back from the dead just to commend this topic.

D:

glm 05-21-2008 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Seltzer (Post 482194)
Spelling errors and Americanisms aside, I don't think you're using 'comport' correctly in that sentence.

Actually, I am.

The Unfan 05-21-2008 06:01 PM

Not sure about dogs but there was a public servce announcement sometime in the 80s about how you can't get AIDS from cats.

sweet_nothing 05-21-2008 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Unfan (Post 482555)
Not sure about dogs but there was a public servce announcement sometime in the 80s about how you can't get AIDS from cats.

Well thank god! :rolleyes:

Seltzer 05-21-2008 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by glm (Post 482551)
Actually, I am.

Well what are you trying to say there?

If you're using comport to refer to the way in which you conduct yourself, you would say "how I should comport myself".

I think you're trying to use comport to mean "be in agreement with", in which case, you're saying "what I should be in agreement with about my hornets' nest", which doesn't seem to make sense. I suppose it could possibly be conceived as "what I should conclude about my hornets' nest", but using it in that way is a bit iffy.

Predator 05-21-2008 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Seltzer (Post 482194)
We only enforce that rule for offences more serious than discussing STDs.


It is also a discussion about sexual violation by a dog.

15Steps 05-21-2008 07:17 PM

h..

holy sh*t

just admit you f*cked your dog and lets move on.

The Unfan 05-21-2008 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Predator (Post 482607)
It is also a discussion about sexual violation by a dog.

The discussion isn't about being violated by a dog though, rather if the violation can spread STDs. Assuming this isn't in jest there is no dog violation discussion to be had because its admittedly true.

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 07:31 PM

Technically I don't think the dog was violated. She didn't force herself upon the dog (as far as we know) and she didn't mention anything about peanut butter....The dog acted on its own accord apparently. not violated....doing the violating if you ask me...but some people are into that ****.

EDIT: unless the dog slipped her a roofie.

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 07:42 PM

Will you be my newbie?

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill (Post 482640)
Will you be my newbie?

me? :tramp:

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 07:44 PM

Yes

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 07:56 PM

Yeah, ok. So....now what do we do?

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 07:58 PM

idk, we can hang out and smoke some twinkees or something

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 08:07 PM

word. i'm so down. btw, i heard you liek mudkipz. i liek mudkipz.

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 08:12 PM

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4...9211584sl7.jpg

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 08:17 PM

If only I could post images....4 posts to go!!!

ProggyMan 05-21-2008 08:18 PM

Comments like that can get you banned. :nono:

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 08:19 PM

Not really, she's got special privileges if she's doing it for the luls.

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ProggyMan (Post 482680)
Comments like that can get you banned. :nono:

wat? wat i do?

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 08:26 PM

I don't know! go home Proggy, go home.

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepy jack fire drill (Post 482690)
I don't know! go home Proggy, go home.

he doesn't liek mudkipz....:rofl:

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 08:30 PM

http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/wp-c...you-mudkip.png

ProggyMan 05-21-2008 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by twinkeefactory (Post 482689)
wat? wat i do?

People might be thinkin' ur just here to posta link with that kinda' talk. And no, I'm old school, s'all about the Squirtles.

simplephysics 05-21-2008 09:05 PM

...when gotta catch 'em all was limited to #150..er, 152 counting Mew and Mewtwo :(

Good times.

twinkeefactory 05-21-2008 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ProggyMan (Post 482732)
People might be thinkin' ur just here to posta link with that kinda' talk. And no, I'm old school, s'all about the Squirtles.

oh, i was just saying that i'm a newbie and can't post images yet...really i'm here to talk about music and BS with the other peeps.

ProggyMan 05-21-2008 09:09 PM

Yah, some things are better left alone. If Blaziken didn't exist that is.

sleepy jack 05-21-2008 09:14 PM

Who remembers the pokerap!


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