Best way to die?
 

If you wre gunna kill yourself how would you do it?

Im sick of all these effing kids that fail...if you are gunna do it do it right...
heres how i'd do it....

Drink a hell of alot until im almost passed out...take a few bottles of sleeping pills....park next to a random tree with a 500 ft rope tied to it at the edge of a 1000 foot cliff...run a tube from the exhaust into the car...after about ten minutes and the CO started kicking in, id stumble over to the rope put it on my neck and jump, gun in hand....about a quarter of the way down it blow my head off...get hanged at 500 feet...freefall the other 500, hopefully id be dead by then...but if not id like to lay there untill the sleeping pills kicked in and ended me...

...or now that bush got re-elected, I would just join the army.

Piece of cake. If you really want to kill yourself, you get a gun, place it in your mouth and pull the trigger. Messing around with pills isn't going to get the job done. Anyone who actually commits suicide through using pills didn't really want to die, just nobody found them.

ha ha that works too...

how bout I just not die....or is that not an option?

Nope. Sorry. We all gonna go sometime, so let's party like it's 1999. Or something like that.

well in that case, how bout I die when i'm like 120 by skiing off a cliff.

If you can still ski at 120 then fair play to you. Knock yourself out kid.

A cool death would be going over Niagra Falls in a barrel, but the downside of that is that you'd have to drown. Drowning and suffocating wouldn't be nice.

ya, i'm optimistic there'll be medical advances by then that'll allow us to live insanely long. and 120 is just a number I threw out there. really, i want to die when I'm so old that I'm just barely able to move. then someone can strap my skis on, tie the poles to my arms, haul me up the mountain, and send me off. actually, that'd be painful, I'd wanna die nice and peacefully in my sleep just after watching a sick ski movie (remember this'll be when i'm too old to move).

nice :) . i would rather try my hardest to go to the white house to kill him. either way i would have the death sentence.