The Bachelor
 

You all know the drill. SIGN UP

In like Flynn.

I know who I'm definitely getting the first rose now.

WHERE THE REST MY BOIZ AT

The Bachelor is boring.

I know who isn't getting a rose now.

I'd rather try out for "from G's to Gents"

at least some real **** goes down on that show >: [

**** OFF! This musicbanter rendition is going to be so real you're going to forget its the internet!

can i be tila tequila?

I wouldn't have it any other way.

What's this about?