matious you turd
 

So how come you haven't ventured North matious?

why
whats up there?

A smack in the mouth if you keep that up pal.

/honestly doesn't know

Real people matious...real people. :)

I can see those anywhere...

Im assuming your asking why i havent been to manchester?

guy on the plane told me it was full of uh..

'ugly people'

matious you turd
 

Too late, I saw the homo comment. :bringit:

...

Not necessarily. I was wondering if you were here on holiday and doing a tour of England...

Where abouts are you staying then?

hmm...

My original plan was to have sex with a flight attendant. Then come off the plane and get picked up by a gang of ****ey brits with spiked hair listning to 'god save the queen' see where it goes from there

but its been relatively boring. everything is like america, just smaller.

and monty python isn't as funny as people think it is.

and im bouncing around families houses.

You're vacationing in England? Pffft... Of course it's boring. Any place where you can get around speaking English can't be too interesting.

I've heard vacationing in England is very peaceful and relaxing...not if you are near a city that is.

Biggus ****ing ****us.

too true, I was in London earlier this summer, and I speant the day walking around London with this old friend, and we walked along the river and I all I can say is the beach is much, much better.

i never realised what a bad ass rt was

^ tit