lucifer_sam |
08-12-2009 11:48 AM |
DING!
In a surprise move last night local asshole / pot aficionado SATCHMO was approved a modship position, possibly under false pretenses. Presumably he was requisitioned to perform undisclosed "favors" to the reigning moderator committee but details on this apparent arrangement have yet to rise to the surface.
In other news, the whereabouts of a young Norwegian moderator remain unknown. Reports of him being attacked and forced to serve as a slave to sex-starved polar bears have not been refuted.
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