No you just don't get it. The mutilation is me re-enacting my favourite sadistic scenes from all those video nasties that I have subjected myself to.

The Mail has some good points , like ...

Henry Winter's sports columns and ... umm ...ummmmm







bye :o:

:rolleyes: amateur.

Apologies to jibber for hijacking her thread ;)

hahaha, thanks guys, this is exactly what I was looking for. Well maybe not the mass murder tangent, but it was very funny nonetheless. There's about a 1% chance that I'll secure anything with any of these papers, but I figured it doesn't hurt to try so I'll start at the top and then go down from there with the applications.

Now I need to do a little internet stalking to find out as much as possible about the editors of all these papers. Names, career history, names of their children, their schools and lists of their greatest fears....

I have compiled many dossiers on the big cheeses in the upper end of the tabloids. It's all part of the ongoing research that fuels my nefarious ways...

haha. good stuff. i'll be contacting all the "upper class" and "middle class" papers (except the financial times, since, well it would bore me to tears) in a couple of months after i hopefully pad out my portfolio. if someone agrees to take me on as an intern expect a thread filled with lots of exclamation marks and large capital letters.