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ProggyMan 09-25-2008 10:33 PM
The Earth Is Round
 
antartica
O rly?

FireInCairo 09-25-2008 10:39 PM
Come on man
we all know the earth is really flat and that penguins are mutant freaks genetically engineered to feed the conspiracy police stationed at the ice wall...
a round planet?
that **** dont make sense

ProggyMan 09-25-2008 10:40 PM
YOU CaNT DENY THE TRUTH

FireInCairo 09-25-2008 10:42 PM
haha. Obviously you can....

ProggyMan 09-25-2008 10:44 PM
Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler. More of the truth. Most truthful forum ever.
Edit: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
Proof.

FireInCairo 09-25-2008 11:13 PM
HAHAHA
These forums concern me
where do these people come from?
then again...I dont really have a way of knowing that the earth is round other than that is what i have been taught
OH MY GOD!!!! ITS ALL TRUE!!!

Molecules 09-26-2008 12:13 AM
lol thread is alot. Area 51's a cover for the entrance to a network of giant tunnels beneath the earth's crust, still. Iraq just wasn't enough was it???????

on an 'unrelated' note, anybody hear about the great Hadron Collider being shut down till 2009?? ****SAKE

FireInCairo 09-26-2008 12:23 AM
yeah i know
i was so dissapointed

Fyrenza 09-26-2008 12:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by telegraph.co.uk
'The machine is designed to deal with quenches,' said Dr David Sankey of the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory, Oxfordshire. 'In general the quench protection system should intervene, firing heaters in the rest of the magnet to avoid a local hot spot by sending the whole system normal and also dumping the current.'

But for reasons that are not understood, the failure triggered the loss of one ton of helium, from that supplying a section of the tunnel under the Jura mountains. The vacuum - the most extreme in the Solar System - was lost too.
whoa

the most extreme vacuum in our solar system

mind boggling

Piss Me Off 09-26-2008 05:38 AM
Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.

I KNEW it!

I once found a forum that believed Pokemon were real and they lived on some distant planet or hide from view or something like that. Interesting.

kyleargyle 09-26-2008 08:40 AM
Well, on the one hand, these people make some very convincing arguments. But on the OTHER hand we have, you know...science and facts.

So...

[MERIT] 09-26-2008 09:58 AM
I hear the moon's made of cheese too.

right-track 09-26-2008 10:47 AM
The moon doesn't exist.
It's been put there to make you think the earth is round.

Fyrenza 09-26-2008 02:13 PM
damn youre quick

and funny

i like that in a mod :rofl:

Fruitonica 09-27-2008 06:21 AM
Haha, it's hard to imagine the life someone led to end up believing that.

And it isn't strictly related, but in a similar vein of insanity...

FSTDT Top 100

That list is a gold mine.
Quote:
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

swim 09-27-2008 06:32 AM
Best forum ever.

Piss Me Off 09-27-2008 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitonica (Post 524564)
Quote:
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Here's a fave of mine

Quote:
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Double X 09-27-2008 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitonica (Post 524564)
Haha, it's hard to imagine the life someone led to end up believing that.

And it isn't strictly related, but in a similar vein of insanity...

FSTDT Top 100

That list is a gold mine.
That was a HILARIOUS list of quotes...I couldn't stop reading it...

right-track 09-27-2008 09:01 AM
With all the crap written on those boards, I can't believe they've got a 'Complete Nonsense' section on the main page.

Sparky 09-27-2008 01:14 PM
Quote:
From my work as an ice grunt (captain, 62nd division), I can agree that previous animal inhabitents of the earth also were ignorant of the truth, as I found when we observed some dinosaur council ice-carvings. They debated for many days over whether the populace should be enlightened with the truth, yet the dino government was pressuered by ring-wingers (teradactols) into promoting the lie, a sort of prehistoric matrix.
woah...

Farfisa 09-27-2008 04:14 PM
Quote:
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
wow... I've never seen such denial.

Piss Me Off 09-27-2008 04:20 PM
Some of those HAVE to be trolls. I mean,

Quote:
Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.

simplephysics 09-27-2008 04:43 PM
These people rule.

That theory doesn't allow for the possibility that dinosaurs could have travelled between continents if they HAD been split up the whole time (which they were). Building boats isn't that difficult, I'm sure some dinosaurs could have managed it.

simplephysics 09-27-2008 05:04 PM
... but they don't beat this epic fail.

Fyrenza 09-27-2008 08:08 PM
man i sure could have used this in my 'gravity: theory or law' thread :rofl:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trinidad and Tobago, CARM
Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

FireInCairo 09-27-2008 09:10 PM
Some of those christians scare the **** out of me

Double X 09-28-2008 01:06 PM
^ I know...the sad thing is those nuts give a bad name to the rest of the regular sane Christians...

swim 09-28-2008 03:33 PM
My pre-calculus teacher use to be an airforce pilot and he said that he flew so high that he could see the curvature of the earth.

lucifer_sam 09-28-2008 03:34 PM
Your teacher has poor depth perception.

swim 09-28-2008 03:39 PM
Um no.


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