Jesus!
 

When and how will He come back? http://www.jesuswillreturn.com/s1_3.html

As a small albino monkey. I reckon.

^really, I would have tought a turtle

No one knows the time, but your welcome to read revalations...

I prefer to read Hello though, they have pictures of ALL my favourite celebrities.

Maybe he'll join the site when he comes back...

^ if he does do you think he'll make jesus change his name, or will he be cool about it and find another name?

He'll call himself xXxJesusxXx or something, to show us all that he's hardcore. Or something.

hahaha, hardcore jesus. it entertains me that no-one is taking this the least bit seriously.

hehe ....JESUSxxxCOREEEEE