Neither of which am I good at, does that mean I've failed myself as a man?

Most certainly. Shame on you sir :D

http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimage.../brain_big.jpg

Inspired by lateralus's last post in Women.

Not much room left in there for intelligent thought hey? ;)

I'm sure nooks and crannies could be found >:]

Just enough to keep the world goin round.

Yeah I'm sure you could shove some intellectual knowledge in-between a pair of breasts and maybe squeeze in some emotional capabilities amongst a bunch of naked legs.

It was better when it was an innuendo V_V

That sounds like a whole lotta fun!

I know this is all really a joke, but, I do hope that people realize some men value emotion, intimacy, sensitivity, expression and intellectual matters over sports, action movies, lust, etc.