Most intelligent things ever said by anyone! (wtf?)
 

OKAY!
Quote the most intelligent things ever said by anyone, they can come from a celeb, poster or even Uncle Minks who never seems to leave the attic unless its for porn........

Here's an example.

"Pain don't hurt."

-Patrick Swayze after castrating himself

NOW YOU! :soapbox: *Strips naked and runs into abercrombie holding a butcher knife*

"I support Obama." - Sleepy Jack the Fire Drill

"Russian Front not a good idea... Hitler never played Risk as a kid." - Eddie Izzard [Comedian]

"Dwane Wade is better than Lebron." - Proggy Man

;)

"Think about it who are the 5 greatest rappers ever? Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan & Dylan cuz I spit hot fire"- Dylan

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHER****ERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out. - Frank Zappa

And:
Little child: Where are we going?
Morrissey: We're all going mad.
Little child: I thought we were going to Kew Gardens
youtube.com/watch?v=cRjJ1H11kYE

"Life is wasted on the living."
Douglas Adams.

"I'm clever enough to know how stupid i am"
Strummer

Another Douglas Adams quote which I think sums up mankind perfectly;

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

We really are a lost cause aren't we. :(

That's assuming there is a "cause" in the first place. :usehead: