Cooky Uncle - Jackhammer
Insightful Older Brother - Tie between Verdical_Fiction and Crash_Override
Cousin I invite out just to take the piss out of - Mirrorball95
Stepsister that's annoyingly off limits - Dreadnaught
Filthy Assistant - 6underground
Imagine all of us in the same house.... well Verdical, Dreadnaught and me could light up, that'd be pretty fun.

i guess this makes me the wierd neighbor that came over and got invited in for dinner =P

Ok maybe that was a little harsh,

But no jkloring you'd most likely be the Carl to our Aqua Teen Hunger Force... although upon further reflection I'm not sure if that's much better than what I had originally put.

:rofl:

Whoa now...

I would probably go with jgd and wayfarer considering they seem to view life as I do.

<< has no idea what the aqua teen hunger force is

One of the best shows on Adult Swim.
http://electricityandlust.files.word...nger-force.jpg

Carl is the best character so i'd be happy!

Even if we brought hand banana around?

Any good party should involve non-consensual sex with sinister fruit. I have always said this.

You're going to be regretting those words when you wake up naked on someone's floor with your knickers around your knees and a banana up your ass.

Stepdad thats way cooler than real dad: Jackhammer

Nagging mother: Sleepy Jack

Kickass Cousins: dreadnaught and Big3

Cool ass neighbor (whos always home if I need a favor): booboo

Go-to party girls: Savannah, 333, and whats her face (the new girl, she can come too)

Grandpa: JJJ

Drinking buddies: LoathsomePete, dac, Big3, Veridical Fiction, lucifer_sam (can't go drinking without the token cynic)

Young Apprentice Brothers: FaSho, Alfred, Mirrorball95

Guy who got way too drunk at a party one night and we only remember him as guy who passed out and had a banana shoved up his ass and never saw again : Piss Me Off


I think I gots myself a pretty tight crew there.

carl... hand bannana... sinister fruit up our asses...

WHAT THE BLOODY ****??

Depends how high you get me!

That's Bullshit and totally based on my age and the fact that I have grandchildren.

No pain no gain

Dude you're the only one old enough, anyone else would have just been too far-fetched.

It's your livelihood man, just embrace it.

If you can't handle this relatively normal exchange between two MB members then I would highly advise you stay away from about 90% of this forum.

<< definately a foreigner to this family

A thick skin helps.
You'll get the hang of the place. You seem pretty resilient to me. :)

Abusive Father: LoathsomePete
Older Brother: dac
Older Brother's Girlfriend: shishiedo_red
Best Friends: Alfred, Surell, AwwSugar
Cool Older Guys my Parents Tell Me Not To Hang Out With: RezZ, Comus

fuck you, i'm a misanthrope, not a cynic.

Yeah, that'll do just fine.

oh haha, i just realised what i am =P
im the ghost that haunts the attic =D
ive always wanted to be spooky...

Yeah! I'm the cynic, however I work it along with my bitterness into a hybrid type of humor that never fails to crack a smile on peoples faces.

Well, so long as you're not full blown cynic. I'm trying to type cast you guys here. WORK WITH ME HERE.

Oh I'm a full blown cynic but I know when to let it fester inside me and not bother other people.

Well ****, time for an edit I guess. Can't have both of you guys in my MB crew.

Kinda' strange that all the grumpy old men of the forum are significantly younger than I am.

Haha, I love it!

why is it that people only see me as the drinkin/party buddy

atleast you think i'm smart

That was much more of a compliment than you're inclined to read into.

perhaps,.....perhaps not

I should just delete a few posts.....yeah.

what, you dont want to talk about potato salad?

That creepy third cousin who makes everyone uncomfortable at dinner parties and always wears the weirdest sweaters: Predator
The aunt and uncle who you never hear from but hope that they remember you in their will: Urban and Vanilla.
The little brothers who I didn't always like but once they stopped ****ing with my barbies turned out to be pretty cool: sweet_nothing, Alfred, and FaSho
The hot first cousin/partner in crime: Savannah
The hot neighbor boy we spy on: LoathsomePete
The hot neighbor girl we spy on: shishiedo_red
The lady who once babysat us and who now is our drinking buddy: Nonsubmissivewife
The bat-**** crazy grandma we tend to forget to invite to family outings: WendyCal

I'll add more.

good list wolvey

:laughing:

Great list!

I'm creepy?