That creepy third cousin who makes everyone uncomfortable at dinner parties and always wears the weirdest sweaters: Predator
The aunt and uncle who you never hear from but hope that they remember you in their will: Urban and Vanilla.
The little brothers who I didn't always like but once they stopped ****ing with my barbies turned out to be pretty cool: sweet_nothing, Alfred, and FaSho
The hot first cousin/partner in crime: Savannah
The hot neighbor boy we spy on: LoathsomePete
The hot neighbor girl we spy on: shishiedo_red
The lady who once babysat us and who now is our drinking buddy: Nonsubmissivewife
The bat-**** crazy grandma we tend to forget to invite to family outings: WendyCal
I'll add more.
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