Couldn't agree more with this. I knew someone who I used to think was just really awkward and picky with Guinness. He would order one and then tell them they didnt pour it properly and that they could take it back and refuse to pay them. I used to think that was ridiculous but now that i LOVE Guinness I can understand the frustration at paying £3+ for a pint that tastes like **** when if they knew what they were doing would be perfectly fine.

As for not cleaning pints, you could say it has that effect on any draught beer though really. There's one pub I used to go to quite a bit which was great to start an all day sesh in as the jukebox was good and the pool was free but the pints were just completely disgusting. They had offers on all their bottles which I would take advantage of but i'm fairly sure he did that because he knew his ale was minging.

Gin

Bur.

that looks delicious. i'm guessing you found it in an organic/asian grocery?

wish i had one 'round here.

Yeah, I grabbed it at an indie organic food store. It's the hangover cure. I turn 21 in 2 hours and I've no balls to be drinking tonight. Does this make me a bad person?

thats prolly best,....
i woke up the day after my 21st birthday at the water's edge with my purse under my head as a pillow, i had my important clothes on and my best friend's head useing my ass as a pillow,.....

i was sick for a week

Great story for the kids. See, I've been exposed to the typically epic 21st birthdays so much, I sort of don't see the appeal to it. I suppose tradition will be what gets my ass dragged to yet another bar tonight.

dont do it,....
drink your organicthingy

trust me,....there is plenty of time for alcohol,...i wish i would have realized that my 21st and 22nd year

Hey whatshername from AOTS, happy birthday.
You don't need a party that has to do with being 21. You just need a party that has to do with you not paying for sh!t the entire night, even though you're probably used to that.

Go out, have fun, and spend the rest of your life trying to remember what happened during your 21st birthday. If you die 60 years from now and you still don't know, then you've spent the night right.