You do know that you just have to tilt the glass when you pour to not get that much head?

Of course I know that. You've not used this fucking glass.

So...get another glass?

It's not like its my only one. I just happened to pull that one down to use it that evening. It's 35 years old and I'm pretty sure meant for root beer.

Plus you could wait a minute and let the head dissipate. Not like its the end of the world either way.

Or just stick your penis in and sorta swish it around. That might be good for head.

I like a little bit thicker head anyway.

Feel free to out of context that.

I find that it brings out different notes in the taste when you pour it with a thicker head.

Same here. I like to take it just beyond finger length. Nothing beats a nice sudsy beer, and beers that don't want to give you a good head when pored are usually garbage beers ime.

Alexander Keiths actually sounds like an enticing brewer.