Music Banter - So What Are We Drinking Tonight?

I don't always drink fancy beer. Got a handle of Gran Legacy last night. I tried to find a picture from google images, but nobody had the self respect to photograph a bottle on its own since most of them are paired with other vodkas or cheap and ****ty beer counterparts. I guess the Urban Dictionary definition will have to do.

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This fine vodka is available at all CVS retailers and varies in cost from $9 to $11 for a handle. It tastes like a dead meth addict and gets you more ****ed up than normal vodka.

Best consumed in a mixed drink or straight up in the dark by yourself from a red cup.

As a side note, the omission of the "d" in "gran" is a matter of speculation. However, most experts agree that the extra letter would have cost more to print, so they left it out.
"hey, we need some drank but we only have $10, what should we do?"
"how drunk do you want to get?"
"very"
*everyone looks at eachother*
"fire up the GRAN LEGACY!"

Plankton

07-22-2015 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1617804)

I tried to find a picture from google images, but nobody had the self respect to photograph a bottle on its own since most of them are paired with other vodkas or cheap and ****ty beer counterparts.

I will use my powers of image editing to right this heinous injustice.

Spoiler for BEHOLD!:

E5I5O

07-22-2015 10:37 PM

New Castle

Frownland

07-23-2015 12:26 AM

The a/c is out at my house and the weather has been like Florida without the Florida lately, so I've been drinking that refreshing grapefruit sculpin.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1617825)

I will use my powers of image editing to right this heinous injustice.

Spoiler for BEHOLD!:

Thank you good sir.

E5I5O

07-23-2015 12:58 AM

http://beer-taster.com/wp-content/up...sog48w.th.jpeg

One of the greatest stouts ever recorded in human history :afro:

Frownland

07-23-2015 01:00 AM

What company makes that? I can't quite make out the label apart from Oatmeal Stout.

E5I5O