You goddamn party animal.

I haven't had any alcohol in almost 30 days, as part of this Whole 30 diet I've been on. I get to drink next Wednesday. I think this is the longest stretch without alcohol of my entire adult life. That may sound like an alcoholic thing to say, but I think the average non-sober adult has at least one alcoholic beverage a week unless they really don't socialize at all and don't drink at home. Even then, they'll likely have one within a month.

Question: Who's got two thumbs and a ****load of Icehouse?

Well that's kind of a step up.

Last night: Lagunitas Pils, Occulto (not a big fan of blue agave but thought I'd try this out), and Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout.

Yukon Jack Permafrost Schnapps

aww yisss

At the Halloween party I went to, the host/hostess made Apple Pie Moonshine, which I couldn't get enough of (along with many other things to drink), but I brought this (along with my standard fare, which consists of a 30 pack of Busch):

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Tastes like a coffee regular.

One of my BK managers keeps talking about making apple pie moonshine and giving it away at Christmas.

Take some if she offers. That **** had one of my friends sprawled out on the wet pavement in front of her condo with her purse dumped out looking for her keys for a good 20 minutes until a sober neighbor found them for her. I was too drunk to find em too, so that'll give you some idea of it's potency.

Righteous.

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Three pack with Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout, IPA, and Chocolate Stout. It also comes with a pint glass so I don't have to drink out of these plastic cups like a damned degenerate anymore.