Originally Posted by Overcast (Post 1819986)

Why not be both the slutty gay dude and yourself and have an autosexual fiesta? It's possible. Anything's possible with enough alcohol. Turn an interesting night into a time-space altering night, invent cloning and transform the black market. The dinosaurs might even come back. It's all right there in that bottle, the Trumpet Leprechaun said so.

Originally Posted by Overcast (Post 1819991)

I would go into the details pertaining to extensive autosexuality (not that I've engaged in these acts) but I'd imagine it'd be something much more groundbreaking than booze masturbation to go the time-space altering clone sex route. You haven't lived until you've engaged the seven deadly sins in all of their glory past the point of comprehension with your own clone, at least that's what it said on the back of some whiskey bottle somewhere. It also said that Kurt Cobain sat on his hand for half an hour before he pulled the trigger.