Drinking rum (Cruzan I think? It's not terrible) in the bathtub.

Is there at least water in the tub?

Yes, I've at least managed that. (also why are bathtubs so small? I need a proper clawfoot tub. This does not feel luxurious at all)

Because no one takes baths after they start growing hair down there.

Well, I take shower baths. It's different and very grown-up, you see.

edit: Also it's quite tiring to wash and condition hair as long as mine, so, might as well lie down.

That sounds like you try to take a shower but once you've stopped moving you realize you don't have the energy to stand that long.

Pretty much.

I respect that.

Im enjoying organic Whole chocolate Milk :)

You ever gonna make that **** Irish?