So What Are We Drinking Tonight?

**Frownland** · 03-31-2017, 09:38 AM

Just googled it. Anything that feels the need to tell you that it's "premium" is almost always rotten piss.

Overcast · 04-04-2017, 08:46 PM

Trying Tequila for the first time. Just downed 6 shots instantly. Never tried shots before, so I'm not sure how it'll effect me. Maybe the floor will tell me in a few minutes, or maybe it won't.

The Batlord · 04-04-2017, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Overcast

Trying Tequila for the first time. Just downed 6 shots instantly. Never tried shots before, so I'm not sure how it'll effect me. Maybe the floor will tell me in a few minutes, or maybe it won't.

If you're around a homosexual man then get ready for the night of your life.

Overcast · 04-04-2017, 09:02 PM

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If you're around a homosexual man then get ready for the night of your life.

For some reason, I completely understand.

The Batlord · 04-04-2017, 09:08 PM

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For some reason, I completely understand.

Tequila makes everything not only possible but preferable. Seriously though, find you a slutty gay dude and a bottle of tequila and you'll have an interesting night if nothing else.

Overcast · 04-04-2017, 09:24 PM

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The Batlord · 04-04-2017, 09:26 PM

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Why not be both the slutty gay dude and yourself and have an autosexual fiesta? It's possible. Anything's possible with enough alcohol. Turn an interesting night into a time-space altering night, invent cloning and transform the black market. The dinosaurs might even come back. It's all right there in that bottle, the Trumpet Leprechaun said so.

Because that's just masturbation with whiskey dick. If you're gonna do that then do it within the first three beers/shots, or else the enterprise is pointless. But booze masturbation is nice if done early enough, cause that **** just makes you ****ing horny.

Overcast · 04-04-2017, 09:51 PM

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The Batlord · 04-04-2017, 09:57 PM

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I would go into the details pertaining to extensive autosexuality (not that I've engaged in these acts) but I'd imagine it'd be something much more groundbreaking than booze masturbation to go the time-space altering clone sex route. You haven't lived until you've engaged the seven deadly sins in all of their glory past the point of comprehension with your own clone, at least that's what it said on the back of some whiskey bottle somewhere. It also said that Kurt Cobain sat on his hand for half an hour before he pulled the trigger.

You on some other ****, bro.

Overcast · 04-05-2017, 04:59 AM

Finished the bottle of Tequila awhile ago. Didn't get drunk despite downing it. Just a little bit tipsy. Been on a bottle of Whiskey for awhile. Realizing at this point I have to down a wholeeeeeeeee lot more shots than the average person to get a good effect. Had a really good pizza though, like, the best pizza ever. That's a plus.

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Overcast . Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: . Posts: 1,531	Trying Tequila for the first time. Just downed 6 shots instantly. Never tried shots before, so I'm not sure how it'll effect me. Maybe the floor will tell me in a few minutes, or maybe it won't.

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Overcast . Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: . Posts: 1,531	Finished the bottle of Tequila awhile ago. Didn't get drunk despite downing it. Just a little bit tipsy. Been on a bottle of Whiskey for awhile. Realizing at this point I have to down a wholeeeeeeeee lot more shots than the average person to get a good effect. Had a really good pizza though, like, the best pizza ever. That's a plus.