Haha, everyone either double-takes or laughs when I say that, so I'm pretty used to it. The best is when customers think I don't speak English and talk to me verrrrry slooowwwwwly. Then I obnoxiously ask them a question in perfect English, of course, about Biology or Physics. It's ****ing priceless, and for that, I kind of love my job.

And I'm goddamned good at what I do, too. ;)

Answer phones and write emails. Gives me plenty of time for this website ;)

I design and architect.

Cool, what do you design?