What would you do if you did this..lol
 

okay true story i got drunk fell asleep woke up too a fat chick....fill in the story from there but anyways


what would you do if you woke up too a fat/ugly male/female...doing the deed? i almost hate myself

I would call the police and tell them I'd been raped. :\ Then I'd call the grammar police and ask them how to spell "to" correctly.

then i would not jump to conclusions and see if i ment to or did that on accident i have a broken hand so im shaky i do pretty good but i put double letters alot

So you're not going to call the police? If the situation was reversed and some girl woke up to a guy fucking her you realize that would be a clear cut case of rape right? Or maybe you're not making yourself clear, I only assumed that since you fell asleep prior to engaging in intercourse with this woman, she abused you...:\

im not going to go through all that because i told my dad and he was like...did the flag go up...and i was like dammit...you win:nono:

That's still rape my friend.

i know but you know how it always is...the womens word over the mans im not liek scarred im just like...dude she was fat...EWW

Sounds like you were scarred...I think it's important for you to report it otherwise this fat bitch may go on abusing and traumatizing other innocent, young guys like yourself.

would me punching her in the head work?

No, that would be a physical attack and you'd go to jail, again. Now we don't want that. Violence is not the answer. :nono:

sometimes it is...but dude...if you seen how big she was...lol like 4'9 250 pounds....i could probably make this an attempted murder :rofl: