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Just steer them by their hair and it'll go a lot faster

Works both ways too.

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1446100)

I enjoy oral, but I have to work at it sometimes. If I start thinking about how long i'm taking or if the giver is getting uncomfortable it's all over for me and there's no point in continuing.

Sometimes your mind just takes over. The worst is when you're having sex and you start to think about other things lol.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1446196)

Sometimes your mind just takes over. The worst is when you're having sex and you start to think about other things lol.

Probably means your partner's not very good or exciting.

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1446028)

Buddy we only have nerve endings up to three inches inside

Yeah so a long dildo is pointless. But a Gatorade bottle...

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1446238)

Probably means your partner's not very good or exciting.

Exactly. I don't get bored when I masturbate.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1446440)

Exactly. I don't get bored when I masturbate.

Sometimes my arm gets tired.

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Originally Posted by Tristesse (Post 1446442)

Sometimes my arm gets tired.

Aren't you Ambidextrous bro?

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Originally Posted by Tristesse (Post 1446442)

Sometimes my arm gets tired.

Do you need someone to take over with their arms?

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1446443)

Aren't you Ambidextrous bro?

Yeah but my I prefer one arm to the other. My left arm understands me as a person, whereas my right arm is only in it for the sex.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1446444)

Do you need someone to take over with their arms?

Nah, that's what my cat is for.