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Sansa Stark 05-02-2014 06:15 PM
Just steer them by their hair and it'll go a lot faster

Black Francis 05-02-2014 06:19 PM
Works both ways too.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-03-2014 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1446100)
I enjoy oral, but I have to work at it sometimes. If I start thinking about how long i'm taking or if the giver is getting uncomfortable it's all over for me and there's no point in continuing.
Sometimes your mind just takes over. The worst is when you're having sex and you start to think about other things lol.

Burning Down 05-03-2014 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1446196)
Sometimes your mind just takes over. The worst is when you're having sex and you start to think about other things lol.
Probably means your partner's not very good or exciting.

The Batlord 05-03-2014 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1446028)
Buddy we only have nerve endings up to three inches inside
Yeah so a long dildo is pointless. But a Gatorade bottle...

Scarlett O'Hara 05-03-2014 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1446238)
Probably means your partner's not very good or exciting.
Exactly. I don't get bored when I masturbate.

Tristesse 05-03-2014 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1446440)
Exactly. I don't get bored when I masturbate.
Sometimes my arm gets tired.

Goofle 05-03-2014 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Tristesse (Post 1446442)
Sometimes my arm gets tired.
Aren't you Ambidextrous bro?

Scarlett O'Hara 05-03-2014 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tristesse (Post 1446442)
Sometimes my arm gets tired.
Do you need someone to take over with their arms?

Tristesse 05-03-2014 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1446443)
Aren't you Ambidextrous bro?
Yeah but my I prefer one arm to the other. My left arm understands me as a person, whereas my right arm is only in it for the sex.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1446444)
Do you need someone to take over with their arms?
Nah, that's what my cat is for.


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