don't have sex in the dark is another rule

The chances of you making her *** the one time you had sex with her is more or less zero percent.

That's not a dig, though. It's just hard to reach orgasm with an unfamiliar partner, at least in my experience. Especially in a hookup situation. You have to find a groove.

Edit: wait, do people over 20 still fake orgasms?

I choose to ignore all of your sound logic and experience. Clearly you're all just jealous of my studliness.

Plot Twist: Its a man baby!!!!:dj:

Yet you guys went at it for half an hour?

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wrap your dome or don't bring her home

I prefer no glove, no love.

I prefer "don't engage in intercourse if you are not in possession of some sort of contraceptive"

Sleeve it to beaver.